When Punching a Chick in the Face is Justfied

Let me start by saying Celebrity Blogging annoys me and I hate that shit. However in this case I'm sick of the "uproar" and it's time for reality to set in. This is an issue somewhat close to me so for the record I don't think it's cool for a dude to punch a chick in the face or kick her ass (unless he's defending himself) but in some cases, the bitch simply deserved it. For those that don't know, the chick on the left is Snooki (doesn't that just scream nun) from a populer Mtv show called Jersey Shore. The show is about 6 losers who all live together. Basically sticking 3 Paris Hiltons and 3 larger than life male strippers in the same house, who all happen to be of Italian descent and like house music. In an episode, the hoe, I mean nun, Snooki gets clocked by some  dude because she was being a dick (suprise suprise) and all of a sudden there is this big uproar subsequently forcing MTV to remove the clip of her getting her face smashed in. Why do people give a fuck that this fake-breasted "dick sucking for taxi-fare then walking home" chick gets clocked??  If you're constantly in someone's face yelling at the top of your lungs and acting like a complete asswipe; you deserve to get whatever she received. This is the hoe that fucks all 12 members of the basketball team before the big game and she even bangs the Mascot for kicks. This is the chick that will poke holes in your condom so she could have a kid and show off. This is the chick that bangs Tiger Woods in that church parking-lot and now all of a sudden has morals. Snooki represents "that one chick" in our lives that we just want to punch in the face and get on with our lives. I say good job to whoever did what we were all thinking.


Picks Re-Cap: Things are starting to shape up. The Eagles couldn't score coke in Len Bias' bedroom given the chance but everything else was smooth-sailing. We went 2-1 Yesterday and Overal we're holding down a decent record of  9-6.


Today's Picks:


Boise St. vs Texas Christian U....Verdict: BSU +7


Both have gone undefeated this season howver BSU has a tonne of injuries. However one thing about BSU that you can always count on: They play hard until the whistle is blown on every play and I think this will be a close one.


Boise St. vs Texas Christian U...Verdict: Over 53.5


They both average over 40 points per game. Expect this to be all Offense and "spread em out" sort of plays. In the last 4 games for both TCU and Boise the total has gone over each time, expect no difference this time around.


Atlanta Hawks vs Miami Heat....Verdict: Hawks -1.5


I don't like betting against Dwayne Wade and the Heat are impossible to read but against a 21-11 Hawks team that has many weapons, I strongly believe they'll come out on top. Both teams have been terrible as of late as they enter both enter with 3 straight losses but expect the Hawks, a better coach and better balanced team to get the job done in Miami.


All lines provided by Bet365.com


Countdown til My Next Drink ( Yes I'm still going strong)


34 days
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48,960 minutes
816 hours
4 weeks (rounded down)


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.