It's not fair that I be forced to endure the wrath of an old hag who is ready to die. Today I was ecstatic after watching Old Man Favre blow the game for the Vikings. He should have been dead a long time ago. However he's not the only old asshole that is past their expiry date. Plenty of old folks spend years doing nothing with their lives and just waiting to die. Another one who belongs in this category is Larry Platt, the creator of "Pants on the Ground" (If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about check the youtube vid below)
This 62 year old dumb fuck got his ass on the over-rated American Idol (where 99% of the winners become one-hit wonders) so he could make an ass of himself. What's different between this ass clown and the others that get on that show for their 10secs of fame is the fact that Larry Platt is an accomplished man. This is the same guy who once marched along side Martin Luther King Jr and organized sit-ins during the civil rights movement. He is widely recognized in the Atlanta community where he's earned the nickname "The General." He put entire communities on his back and travelled all across the South along with other black leaders in an effort to make a change. So what does this guy do?
At 62 he probably realizes he's near death and tries to get on tv for his last Hoo-Rah. A guy who once stood along side MLK fighting the government for basic rights is now doing splits on the floor so mental midgets (stolen from Gambling and Hatred faithful TB) all around the world could have a laugh at his expense. They're not laughing with you Larry they're laughing at your darker-than-Wesley Snipes looking ass. When you do kick the bucket (and I hope it's soon) instead of all the good you've done you'll be known as the guy that sang "Pants on the Ground." Congrats Jackass Larry Platt you have managed to ruin a pretty impressive resume, especially for a black guy in the South. I can't wait til the day I get to sing " Platt's In the Ground."
Recapping Picks: I should be pissed off losing 2 games on half points but to be honest I am beyond happy the Saints won and I don't have to see Old Man Favre in the Superbowl. A Vikings/Colts superbowl would have been like watching a sex-tape made by my parents, Brutal. 1-3 on the day, 41-37 on the season.
Today's Picks:
Cleveland Cavs vs Miami Heat...............Cavs -1
Orlando Magic vs Memphis Grizzlies......Magic +1
Atlanta Hawks vs Houston Rockets......Hawks +1
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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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