In a Recession Everything Goes Down, Except Vagina

 The going rate for prostitutes in Toronto today is 160 dollars (or roses if your on craigslist) per hour or 100 for a half hour. Like seriously in a fuckin recession it costs me 100 bucks to bust a nut for a half hour? They are also the cheap end of the deal so your getting chicks that will look like Brittany Murphy  tomorrow or Fergie during her meth era. Who the fuck makes these prices??? I wouldn't pay 160 hour for Kelly Ripa's sexy ass yet you think I'm going to pay that for your clymidia-infested ass? The hoes living in this region need to realize that they aren't Halle Fuckin Berry. People are still losing their jobs, bills still need to be paid and soon enough Toronto will be taxing us on air. It's just not right that finding a chick on a Wednesday afternoon after you've had a shitty day and just want to relieve some stress will run you up at the very minimum $100 bones. Or you could be an idiot and visit a strip club and give em $20 to have a chick that looks like Adam Morrison grind on you for 3 minutes ( I know I'm guilty of it). The price of vagina needs to be devalued. What's worse is that you're paying all this money and 9x out of 10 when she's screaming it's in another language. So your pounding this over-priced whore and instead of her in the nice soft sexy voice you get the " OHHH Vladamir" in a Shaq-like voice. Instead of taking so much time off for useless shit like the Winter Olympics what Parliament needs to do is get their ass in office and figure out how to regulate the cost of vagina, it would do us all a favour.

Recapping pick: It got scary towards the end but Bama covered and ended up winning 37-21. We're 1-0 on the night and 15-10 on the year.

Today's Picks:

Toronto Raptors vs Philadelphia 76ers.....Toronto +1.5

I'm breaking my cardinal rule of betting with the Raptors but there is no way I'm going against a team that has been winning against quality opponents like the Raptors have been doing. Add that to the fact that Philly's last loss was against Washington, then this should be a fairly easy pick.

Lakers vs Portland Trailblazers.........Lakers -3

The Lakers traditionally suck at the Rose Garden. However the Trailblazers are more hurt than I was after finding out wrestling was fake. The Trailblazers have lost their last 2 against Memphis and the Clippers. I expect this one to be fairly straight-foward with the Lakers taking it with ease.

Sacramento Kings Vs Golden State Warriors.....Kings +3.5

The Kings play hard every game. I expect no different this game especially against the Warriors who are more disfunctional than the parents that fooled the world with Balloon boy. The Kings who recently faced off against the Suns played them tough all game and lost the game in the final minute, I expect them to cover and possibly win outright.

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