It's a sad day for JJ and it's a sad day for humanity. Anyone that knows me know I like em barely legal. 16-18. No baggage, no real drama, no expectations, just raw sex and all things sex related. However, I've come to the realization that there is a downside to dealing with the young ones and thus I've decided I can no longer tolerate those that are barely legal. The last straw came from a chick in Drummondville, Quebec. 16 year old Frenchie that could barely speak english but the way she worked the webcam you would swear she was a porn star. After a while it hit me, this fucking chick is simply retarded.
Sure it was great while it lasted and it would have been a nice booty-call everytime I'm in the 514 but what the fuck have I been doing all my life dealing with these chicks? I spent the better half of today convincing her she was not bi-sexual despite her saying she had feelings for some chick and she was committed to spending the rest of her life with this chick. Then she was upset because she was unsure of her orientation and I didn't even get the 25 minutes of skype sex that usual is the guarentee with these girls.
What the fuck is wrong with me. Why did endure the pain and suffering for 25 minutes of pleasure that never came? After having a chick ask me if I was going to rape her in Columbus (true story) you'd think I'd smarten the fuck up. But no I fall for the trap and I go and get em once they reach the age of consent ignoring the inevitable consequences. I like the no-strings-attached sex but after this day, I solemnly swear it will be girls in my age bracket from now on. The only problem is the ones my age are all looking for a future doctor or lawyer. I'm black what the fuck ambition is my biggest fear. Despite having massive tits these days the 16 and 17 year olds are just getting dumber and dumber. Forming their opinions based on MTV programming and Lil Wayne song, it's clearly become untolerable for me as I can't endure the pain and suffering for the pleasure. From now there will be no more convos about the Hills while trying to get laid it'll be conversations about debt relief and modern Europe history that will assist me in getting vagina, oh boy I can't wait!
Recapping Picks: Weird Day but it's no loss. 1-1-1. 42-38-1 and on the season I'm hoping to pick it up just a tad before the month ends
Today's Picks:
New York Knicks vs Minnesota T-Wolves...............Over 207.5
Clemson vs Boston College.....................................Clemson -3
Univ. North Carolina vs NC State............................UNC -1
All lines provided by: http://www.bet365.com/
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
2 comments:
You sure you don't want any more 16-18 year olds. Some of them are worth it. Granted there are loads that will make you wanna date a 60 year old for her wise knowledge loool.
LOL... Jokes!
Stop posting so blasted much though, you're making me look bad!
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