Are People Simply Not Getting Laid Enough??

When I think of good movies I think of Colors, Remember the Titans, Shawshank Redemption and of course Scarface, so why the fuck is Avatar the 4th highest grossing film of all time??? I don't care what special effects the movie has, Jenna Jameson could pop up under my seat and blow me, I still wouldn't pay $11 to see these blue John Daly-looking characters act in a movie about moons and shit. I could understand kids or those interested in science fiction but for a movie to gross $1.1 billion  and counting, it seems to me like a lot of people just aren't getting laid enough. Scarface taught me about the American dream and the step by step formula to creating an empire from nothing, Shawshank Redemption taught me that justice will always prevail and there is always a way out of a bad situation, John Q told me to take what I get, when I need it. Avatar has told me that the world is filled with freaks who need more pussy. Why are grown ass people with not the simplest interest in science fiction going to see this gay shit? Everyone offers the same justification: Man the Special Effects Are Crazy. Ya well the sensation from getting head is pretty fucking crazy too. The buzz from getting a few pints in you could turn you into one of these pedophile looking creatures your looking at on a screen in 3D, donating a few dollars to someone in need could also have a massive effect on your life but yet everyone wants to go and see a movie about some blue shit in Moons set in 2040 someithng. 4th highest grossing movie of all time in which everyone and there mother has to see. Clearly I'm missing the point and no longer identify with anyone in the world anymore, I guess that's why I'm the shit.


Recapping Picks: I am beyond livid right now. After going up as much as 18, the Sacramento Princesses fucked up and lost the game and lost 101-108. To add salt to my wounds Tyreke Evans decided to show off and dribble behind his back twice and lost the ball in a situation in which he could of tied it up. I could understand the Lakers fucking up at the Rose Garden but the Sacramento Princesses fucking up that 18 point lead in the 3rd is uncomprehensible and I hope Evans spends the rest of his career on injured reserve. Last night we went 1-2 for an overal record of 16-12.


Today's Picks:

Birmingham FC vs Manchester United......Manchester Utd (-150)

I don't care about the condition of the pitch or even the starting 11 for Manchester, they will be firing away after the loss against Leeds. Sir Alex will have nothing short of a win for this game and the red devils will get the job done against a Birmingham squad that is suprisingly only 11 points back on United.

Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles.....Over 45.0

I got burned taking the over last week, but Philly was no where to be found. I expect a close game that will have Philly firing away and creating a backlash after last week's pathetic performance. I expect Philly to spread it out and use Celek and Desean Jackson throughout the game. Romo has been on fire and I expect him to hook up with Miles Austin (no homo) plenty of times as well. Should be a hell of a game.

New York Jets vs Cincy Bengals......Bengals -2.5

As much as I like Mark Sanchez, he throws far too many INTs and will get burned playing at Cincy. Rex Ryan, who didn't even know his team was mathematically alive in the playoffs a few weeks ago now believes they should be the favourite to win the Superbowl. Ya right. I expect Carson to get the job done and the Bengals to pound the ball using both Larry Johnson and Cedric Benson. It should be a cold one so expect plenty of run.

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Days til my next drink:

29 and after a day like today, February 7th can't come soon enough.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.