I'm Not Mr Right....I'm Mr. Right Now.

It's no suprise the internet has produced a lot of dumb shit and dumb people over the years but seriously why the hell is online-dating so popular? I've created a few accounts in an effort to get laid more frequently. The non-attachment sex is always the best. However, every fucking person that messages me is looking for "the one". People who use online dating sites or other forms of social networks in order to find their ideal partner are fucking lunatics. The only reasons guys join those sites are the fact that they want to get laid real quick, they want to cheat on their wife, or their life is pathetic and they want some kinky shit. (If you find a fat girl online, she'll pretty much toss your salad) Those who sign up with the preconceived notion that they will find the right partner is in a fucking dreamworld and needs to shut up and start taking off those clothes. Ladies, we just want to have wild, un-attached sex. If it leads to something else, then so be it but please shut the fuck up and start sucking. I get hundreds of messages in my inbox daily looking like this: " Omg it says you like to read....have you read any James Patterson??"or "My ideal date is walking in a park or spending time in a cafe." My perfect date is any date that ends up with you having sore legs and the next Michael Jordan on your face. Seriously folks stop it if your that fucking desperate to find the love of your life then go buy a Russian mail-order bride or goto Taiwan and pick a number with the hopes that the one you choose doesn't have a cock. Dating sites are not for those trying to find their husband/wife, they are for people who are just sick of having to pay for sex and wouldn't mind getting it for free (so what if she weighs more Star Jones and Oprah combined.) No one cares about your interests or special hobbies (unless it involves touching your ears with your ankles) So if you are STD free and willing to spread those legs, you'll find the person you were looking for.


Recapping Picks: This shit is bad karma. I have to stop making fun of people. Another shitty day. Blowing 21 point leads, the Suns continuing to suck on the road and Cuse with the bail-out once again. Oh, and I have a worse winning percentage than the Toronto Raptors. Yippie. 1-2 on the night and 29-29 overall.


Today's Picks:

Miami Heat vs Indiana Pacers ........Under 205.5
Tennessee vs Alabama..............Tennessee -2
Purdue vs Illinois..............................Purdue -3

All lines provided by: http://www.bet365.com/



May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.