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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Exploited more than a 10 year Old Boy in Thailand

Today I lost $100 on the Kansas St/Kansas game. With 3.8 seconds left and Kansas with a 5 point lead, some Kansas St cunt jacks up a three from  half court and it goes in; Kansas win by 2. I needed them to win by 4. So in a deep metaphysical state I'm wondering how the fuck did that cum stain just fuck me over. Then it hit me, College athletes get used more than prostitutes. For 4 years of their lives they are given pussy, food, and some sporting gear and for 99.999% of them all that comes to an end after their collegiate career. Most of them will be bagging groceries at Walgreens or selling Blue-Ray Players at Best-Buy. For the .1% of them that do move onto the pros, they'll live a life full of glitz and glamour and by the age of 39 they'll have their house foreclosed. They hired 95 people to manage them and it turns out everyone including your 5th cousin was stealing from your monkey ass.

 There are reports out from Florida State University that some of their athletes read at a second-grade level. Seriously and I'm sitting here mad at the cunt that jacked up the three when he probably doesn't know his multiplication tables (I can't lie I don't know my 12x tables) College athletes will spend 4 years making a shitload of money for the school they attend. They will get a free education that most of them will never use. They'll have to commit their bodies to 4 years of hell which often starts as early as 5:30am each morning. After all this they'll leave the education institution being the same dumb ass they were when they got in.

Unless you are a LeBron James (who didn't even bother) Michael Jordan, Patrick Ewing, Chris Paul etc etc. then your really just putting money in other people's hands as college athlete. Most of the high-profile programs are located in the middle of bum-fuck-all-nowhere anyhow. Who wants to live in Syracuse for 4 years or Manhattan, Kansas unless you were a pro with a legit shot. Scholorships are the biggest rip-off ever. The poor cunt that shot the three will be out of school soon enough asking me if I'd like to Supersize my #4 combo for only 50cents. What the fuck do I have to be mad at?

Recapping Picks: 1-3. Terrible. I'm going to bet on Tony Romo today in hopes that because he won't be facing any rush, he'll shine in the probowl. 54-46-1 on the year.

Today's Picks:

Toronto Raptors vs Indiana Pacers.................Under 216.5
Orlando Magic vs Detroit Pistons...................Magic -5
AFC vs NFC (Pro Bowl)..............................NFC -2.5
Denver Nuggets vs San Antonio Spurs............Nuggets +5
LA Lakers vs Boston Celtics..........................Under 194.5
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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Karma's Going to Get Me For This

It's 4pm on a Friday afternoon and I got fuck all to do. Just finished a paper, just popped one off to Daisy Marie (google it) and I wanted to take a break from the Fifa 2010. While flicking channels I happen to stumble upon TLC's, Little People Big World. All I can say is what the fuck...... and people think I'm an asshole. The show is about a family of midgets or dwarfs or whatever the fuck they like to be called as they live their lives with the cameras around them. Some of the kids are normal size and others are smaller than Greg Oden's cock (no homo). Really TLC is this what the world has come to. We now get midgets in high-def who we could laugh at. To top it all off, everywhere this family goes, they talk about issues in which midgets have to face. The father is a tour of the Grand Canyon and is bitching about accessibility issues. The Grand fucking Canyon was discovered approx. 10, 500 years ago and you expect them to build a fucking elevator somewhere along the tour.

Fuck off pops. You're only there because you wobble like a Bulldog and people could watch you, have a laugh and realize that whatever life throws at them, they will never look like you. So these midgets are trying to raise awareness everywhere they go when in reality the world is just looking at them and having a great big laugh. While it did get stale after about 20 minutes those short little people provided a great laugh. Of course because my mind is always in the gutter it got me wondering, how the fuck do these people have sex. He's so small I'm sure he could fit up to his waist in his wife's coochie. Come on TLC you're already going to hell why not show them in bed so sick guys like me could visualize how they get it done (and no I haven't seen the Verne Troyer sex tape)

However, I'm glad to see that like CBC, TLC is coming out with programs which they know we'll watch only to laugh at the misfortunes of others. Like the Special Olympics it's great to see more of this shit on tv. Come on, you know you love watching those dudes in the futuristic wheel-chair looking things. They race each other looking all serious and all you could think about is fuck that dude could have all the money in the world, an Olympic medal yet he probably doesn't know what a clit is. TLC thank you for reassuring me that as shitty as my life may become, I'll never be like the family you show on tv.

Recapping Picks: 1 point away from 3-0-1 but I'll take the 3-1 life gave me today. On the season we are 53-43-1.

Today's Picks:

South vs North (NCAAF Senior Bowl)........South -3.5
Hawks vs Magic............................................Under 194.5
Kansas vs Kansas St...................................Kansas -4
Miami Heat vs Milwaukee Bucks.................Heat +4

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Get Off His Dick (Literally)

I really didn't want to get into this because it's really nothing but I'm starting to get annoyed by all the hype surrounding Greg Oden and his penis (no homo). If you aren't into sports and don't know what I'm talking about, Portland TrailBlazer Greg Oden sent naked pics to his girlfriend which she then leaked online. Since then there has been talk of what a distraction this has been to his team which then forced him to issue an apology. Calm down big man (literally from what I've homo) there is no need to apologize. Everyone put yourself in Greg Oden's massive wood, I mean shoes. He is one ugly motherfucker. It's also a well-known fact that he likes white chicks. Regardless of how much fucking money he has, do you think a white girl wants to fuck his ugly ass.?

Imagine the kids of he and Susan Boyle hooked up. Sure, if he was into black chicks he could just dangle a weave in front of them and they'd be all over him but these are white girls we're talking about. In order for him to secure that coochie he needs more than money, he needs to display the massive (cock). The pictures were just meant to reassure his chick that no, it hasn't shrunk and she's still stuck with his ass.  The more I think about it, if Carlos Tevez and Oprah had a kid, the result would be Greg Oden. Back on topic there should be no need for Greg to apologize for making all us other dudes jealous. He did what he had to do to satisfy his chick and who hasn't done that.

There are athletes having multiple children that they'll never see, some are storing guns in their locker and Ron Artest is getting drunk before games. However the world is harping on this helpless bush-monkey negro as he tries to do something all black men want at one point in their lives or another, seal the deal with a while girl. A lot of these critics couldn't measure up to half the man Greg is (literally). I just want to let you know that I ain't mad at ya Greg and I stand up and salute (not literally) you for your dedication to your girl because you know for a fact the looks and the money ain't doing it.

Recapping Picks: It's a beautiful day knowing that when I wake up in the morning I have $397.73 dollars more than I had the day before. 4-0 on the night and 50-42-1 on the year. Things are starting to look up and for a change Thursday's didn't fuck me over. Let's hope we continue to pick the winners.

Today's Picks:

Washington Wizards vs NJ Nets.......................Wizards -3
LA Lakers vs Philadelphia 76ers......................Lakers -6
Miami Heat vs Detroit Pistons...........................Heat -1
Canisius vs Niagara..........................................Canisius -1

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Caring About The Future

As time progresses each day it's becoming more and more certain that the world will not be here forever. There is shit like global warming, ozone layers thinning, and irregulaties being shown in our waterways. This deeply concerns me because while all this won't happen for another 50 years, my kids will have to face this burden. I think it's fantastic the world is pushing us as humans to go green and live our lives with the environment as a cause for care and concern. (*Takes off faggot mask*) Seriously, should I give a fuck about the world? What in the hell has it given me? Cold ass winters, dark nights, and rain that makes everything 10x worse.

 So what if I like to dump motor oil down my drain or drive an SUV, I don't give a flying fuck about its negative impact on the earth. Al Gore needs to swallow a fat load of donkey semen and any tree hugger can join him. If the world were to end tomorrow because I didn't recycle then I could assure you my ass would be by my blue bin sorting that shit out. However, it's not the case. We as consumers are being fed a load of crap from hybrid to smart cars that only faggots would drive in the first place. The Chinese (suprise suprise) could hardly breathe as they have burned so much coal the entire country has black air yet I'm being led to believe that if I reduce, reuse, and recycle I'm making a difference.

Stop charging me 5cents for that plastic bag or $10 for the environment friendly bag when I do my groceries. It's all a massive money making scheme. If you're worried about what your kid's kid's kid has to endure then do yourself a favor, jump off a bridge. I'm not going to start eating disgusting food because it helped the earth. I don't care about saving the Amazon,what the fuck have those Brazians ever done for me? I don't give a fuck about going green. Who cares if animals have to suffer. Genetically modified food hasn't killed me yet and it wont kill me in the futre. Al Gore and company need to shut the fuck up and worry about bigger issues than saving the planet becaeuse when I wake up in the morning it will be the same fucked up place it has always been in my 20-years of existance. Nothing will change yet I'll see more retarded ads about saving trees and  these over-priced green grocery bags so the world do yourself a favour and inherit my attitude. Stop giving a fuck.

Recapping Picks: Took a loss today but blah. It's been a shitty day all around and I shouldn't have expected any different. 2-3 on the night and 46-42-1 on the season.

Today's Picks: Laying 4 down because indecisiveness has cost me and I'm going with what I like. Thursdays have not been nice to yours trully but I'm hoping I change that today.

 Egypt vs Algeria (soccer) line.... Egypt +125
Toronto Raptors vs New York Knicks...................Raptors +3
Phoenix Suns vs Dallas Mavericks......................Over 215.5
Boston Celtics vs Orlando Magic........................Celtcs +3.5

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The Power of The Dollar.

A few weeks ago I told everyone how Toronto is filled with people blocking reality with shades that show Queer as Folk reruns. Once again the city has exemplified just that. Toronto, I mean Somolian rapper K'naan is the latest to get glorified by a bunch of people who have no fucking idea what they're doing. Except it extends as far as FIFA who recently bought rights to his song " Wavin' Flag" I could understand Fifa's point of view who despite being filled with racism and corruption try to portray a "fair play" message. (Where were they when the Togo team was getting shot up) But why the fuck does cities like Toronto endorse these people. You know the ones talking about change but they've had a career earning massive amounts money simply talking about the world's issues. See the world is jumping on K'naan's dick because he speaks of children being used as weapons and poverty and hunger and all of that other shit we hear everyday.

Whether K'naan lives for the rest of his life, or dies tomorrow, he'll still be the same pathetic rapper and Africa will be in the same fucked up state it has always been in. It's pathetic the amount of fame celebrities  who raise awareness to social issues get when in the end nothing is ever going to change. The amount of publicity Bono gets for 'saving the world' one would swear he ripped out his own kidney and gave it to a child in need. No, the world is still fucked up just as it was before Bono starting "raising awareness" to all these issues and the latest U2 tour grossed $130 million while Bono's net worth continuously rises. Now he's scrambling with Jay-Z and Madonna to sing songs for Haiti. What the fuck is that going to do for them? Writing a song for a telethon coild not change the world and will not have a direct impact on the state of affairs around the globe. Yet the public continues sucking their dick, raising their profile, and making them more money while the world continues doing what it does best, circularity. If you were going to donate to Haiti or any other cause did you really need a song to tell you that?

 Tomorrow there will be another celebritiy adopting a child from Cambodia because their agent told them it's a wise decision and the world will go out and buy their album or watch their latest flick, why? Because of the mere fact they "changed the world". Bono, K'naan, Jay-z, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston dead or alive can all suck on a cock. They've profitied by raising awareness to issues that have/will never be solved. If they really wanted to make a difference they would be lifting bodies from the debris or urging the government to make a change. Instead they'll donate a few in which they can write-off and like K'Naan build an entire career of talking about a change that will never take place. Keep waving the freedom flag K'Naan.

Interesting Read I discovered After I wrote this piece:

Recapping Picks: Profitable Day. The Knicks torched the hell out of the T-Wolves. UNC stopped the bleeding and Clemson unfortunately dropped the ball. 2-1 on the night and 44-39-1 on the season. However due to some massive soccer winnings I cashed in 8 bills tonight.

Today's Picks: I'm going with everything I like on the board. Throwing a bill each. Get rich or go broke trying..

LA Lakers vs Indiana Pacers.........................Lakers -5.5
Miami Heat vs Toronto Raptors......................Heat +3.5
UConn vs Providence.....................................UConn -5
Utah Jazz vs Portland Trailblazers.......................Jazz -2
Cleveland Cavs vs Minnesota T-Wolves.........Under 200

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Losing my Youth

It's a sad day for JJ and it's a sad day for humanity. Anyone that knows me know I like em barely legal. 16-18. No baggage, no real drama, no expectations, just raw sex and all things sex related. However, I've come to the realization that there is a downside to dealing with the young ones and thus I've decided I can no longer tolerate those that are barely legal. The last straw came from a chick in Drummondville, Quebec. 16 year old Frenchie that could barely speak english but the way she worked the webcam you would swear she was a porn star. After a while it hit me, this fucking chick is simply retarded.

Sure it was great while it lasted and it would have been a nice booty-call everytime I'm in the 514 but what the fuck have I been doing all my life dealing with these chicks? I spent the better half of today convincing her she was not bi-sexual despite her saying she had feelings for some chick and she was committed to spending the rest of her life with this chick. Then she was upset because she was unsure of her orientation and I didn't even get the 25 minutes of skype sex that usual is the guarentee with these girls.

What the fuck is wrong with me. Why did endure the pain and suffering for 25 minutes of pleasure that never came? After having a chick ask me if I was going to rape her in Columbus (true story) you'd think I'd smarten the fuck up. But no I fall for the trap and I go and get em once they reach the age of consent ignoring the inevitable consequences. I like the no-strings-attached sex but after this day, I solemnly swear it will be girls in my age bracket from now on. The only problem is the ones my age are all looking for a future doctor or lawyer. I'm black what the fuck ambition is my biggest fear. Despite having massive tits these days the 16 and 17 year olds are just getting dumber and dumber. Forming their opinions based on MTV programming and Lil Wayne song, it's clearly become untolerable for me as I can't endure the pain and suffering for the pleasure. From now there will be no more convos about the Hills while trying to get laid it'll be conversations about debt relief and modern Europe history that will assist me in getting vagina, oh boy I can't wait!

Recapping Picks: Weird Day but it's no loss. 1-1-1. 42-38-1 and on the season I'm hoping to pick it up just a tad before the month ends

Today's Picks:

New York Knicks vs Minnesota T-Wolves...............Over 207.5
Clemson vs Boston College.....................................Clemson -3
Univ. North Carolina vs NC State............................UNC -1

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Assisted Suicide Should Be Legal and Mandatory

It's not fair that I be forced to endure the wrath of an old hag who is ready to die. Today I was ecstatic after watching Old Man Favre blow the game for the Vikings. He should have been dead a long time ago. However he's not the only old asshole that is past their expiry date. Plenty of old folks spend years doing nothing with their lives and just waiting to die. Another one who belongs in this category is Larry Platt, the creator of "Pants on the Ground" (If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about check the youtube vid below)

This 62 year old dumb fuck got his ass on the over-rated American Idol (where 99% of the winners become one-hit wonders) so he could make an ass of himself. What's different between this ass clown and the others that get on that show for their 10secs of fame is the fact that Larry Platt is an accomplished man. This is the same guy who once marched along side Martin Luther King Jr and organized sit-ins during the civil rights movement. He is widely recognized in the Atlanta community where he's earned the nickname "The General." He put entire communities on his back and travelled all across the South along with other black leaders in an effort to make a change. So what does this guy do?

At 62 he probably realizes he's near death and tries to get on tv for his last Hoo-Rah. A guy who once stood along side MLK fighting the government for basic rights is now doing splits on the floor so mental midgets (stolen from Gambling and Hatred faithful TB) all around the world could have a laugh at his expense. They're not laughing with you Larry they're laughing at your darker-than-Wesley Snipes looking ass. When you do kick the bucket (and I hope it's soon) instead of all the good you've done you'll be known as the guy that sang "Pants on the Ground." Congrats Jackass Larry Platt you have managed to ruin a pretty impressive resume, especially for a black guy in the South. I can't wait til the day I get to sing " Platt's In the Ground."

Recapping Picks: I should be pissed off losing 2 games on half points but to be honest I am beyond happy the Saints won and I don't have to see Old Man Favre in the Superbowl. A Vikings/Colts superbowl would have been like watching a sex-tape made by my parents, Brutal. 1-3 on the day, 41-37 on the season.

Today's Picks:

Cleveland Cavs vs Miami Heat...............Cavs -1
Orlando Magic vs Memphis Grizzlies......Magic +1
Atlanta Hawks vs Houston Rockets......Hawks +1

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Result of Hiring the Over-Qualified

My laptop was been giving me some trouble. (Piece of shit Dell) I was forced to call technical support in order to figure out what was wrong. Little did I know I was calling some chick in a cardboard box in Mumbai, India. Are corporations that cheap? Instead of paying someone a decent wage over here, Dell decides to visit the mansions on your left looking for future employees. It's very tough to get a job with  Dell, they walk in and hire anyone who still has all their limbs. Probably paying the poor cunt $30 cents an hour and on Fridays they get a McDonalds coupon so they could go and order a Tandoori chicken burger. 

 Rajanitithi, the lady taking my call probably couldn't tell her ass from her elbow yet somehow and someway Dell expects her to know the components of a computer. There's 1 billion people over there and they  have 5 computers for the whole country all with Windows 95 on em but yet Rajanitithi who probably lives in a cardboard box is expected to tell me how to repair my Inspiron 1525. I couldn't understand a fucking word she was saying and it was hopeless from the start so I told her I figured it out and tried to get off the phone with this chick. It didn't end there, she was literally begging me to take the extended warranty (so she could make her 20 cents commission) If I had taken the warranty I'm sure I could seal the deal and get phone sex for life from this chick but what's the point when you don't understand a fucking word she's saying.

Dell just stop it. The method of transportation to work for the majority of your employees is a fucking goat. You sell these shitty computers at a cheap ass price and once they fall apart you have these people who don't know what continent they are living in trying to fix this complicated ass equipment. Why can't I call the cunt that claims she made Windows 7? You know the one that we all wish would just die. If I want to  own a restaurant that will get shut down in 25 days because of 100 health violations...I'll contact India.

Recapping Picks: 3-0. 40-34 on the year. Let's just keep it rolling.

Today's Picks:

Indianapolis Colts vs New York Jets................Over 40
New Orleans Saints vs Minnesota Vikings.....Saints -3.5
Toronto Raptors vs LA Lakers.........................Lakers -4.5
Pittsburgh vs Seton Hall..................................Pittsburgh +2.5

Some Business to Take Care of:

I know I'm early but I'm in the premature stages of planning a trip to Montreal for UFC 113. The more the merrier. If your interested please comment down below or shoot me an email at (what a professional email.) The plan is to drive down on Friday May 7th. I'll be on the Friday doing it up with Gabe Morency and company. Should be a blast. Catch UFC on the 8th and drive back to the Tdot on the 9th. Unless we get one of those $1 bus deals. Hotels and tickets are the only things being a bitch right now but we'll sort it out. Once again let me know if your interested..

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words, In This Case One Country

Earthquakes are tearing up people's lives, we're in the back-end of a recession where a tonne of people are still trying to recover. Negros are still being negros and the crazy fuck in North Korea is threatening to blow the world up. The Jews still own everything worth owning and Pacman Jones has yet to go through a day where he hasn't committed a crime. As you can see the world is fucked up and there is plenty of people that need help.

What is Canada doing at this time of caution and instability? They're shipping snow up to Vancouver so the Olympics can begin. Exactly what we need to spend our money on, fake snow to please the faggots that participate in this gay shit. I couldn't name 10 events off the top of my head so a quick search on wikipedia led me to the events taking place in the 2010 Winter Olympics: Biathlon, Nordic Combined, Skeleton, and Luge are some events taking place. I don't even know what 3 out of those 4 events fucking are? Seriously Canada, are you that fucking retarded to get this shit and spend money on it when no one but pale people in Russia and Denmark give a fuck. NBC has already estimated they'll lose $200 million on this irrelevant shit.

I don't give a fuck about it's Historical context but this shit needs to be scrapped. No one gives a fuck about any of this shit except the 4 countries with a legit chance in winning a gold in hockey. What the fuck is Skeleton? I've just had a shitty day, I lost a tonne of money and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months but have no fear because this February I get to sit down and watch athletes compete in Skeleton. Something I've waited 4 years to see. Canada, we got a million issues in the city of Toronto alone but yet you had to go and show your retarded side and bid for the Winter Olympics. Then when you won you realized that Vancouver doesn't really have an extended winter so now you have to ship snow. Canada, there are ways to allieviate Autistic symptoms and I think it's something you should heavily invest in.

Recapping Picks: Blah. 2-2. Lost the Under on a point but I'm taking some good advice and finding the humor in it. Nothing funny about losing 100 on a point especially when the ref called a foul on a 3 point shot in a game that was already decided but hopefully I make it back tonight. 37-34 on the year.

Today's Picks:

Michigan St vs Minnesota..................Michigan St +2
Duke vs Clemson...................................Duke -1
Orlando Magic vs Charlotte Bobcats.......Magic -1

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Friday, January 22, 2010

21st Century: Where Ugly is Rewarded

The creature above is a Manatee, I mean Oprah. Apparently this creature is the world's most influential animal because once you go on her show, you are then perceived as an Angel sent by God. Wyclef Jean, a Haitian musician who hasn't done anything relevent since the Fugees broke up recently went on Oprah to clear himself from the allegations he's pocketing donations. I'm not here to judge what he did with the money nor do I care but I'm beyond amazed at the fact he's an "angel" after an hour segment with a fucking Manatee that is dumber than the Jersey Shore cast combined. A graduate of Tennessee State University (how illustrious), Oprah is now worth 2.3 Billion and might have more power than Jesus did. There are millions of soccer-moms and gays everywhere begging for Tiger to get on her show so he can get back on the right path. So let me get this straight, I could go out and do whatever the fuck I want, disregard any morals and then go see this fat, black Manatee from Mississippi where I will be forgiven. 200 years ago this fat fuck would be picking cotton in Savannah, Georgia and today she has the ability to clean up the image of anyone that fucks up. Why do we as a society reward vile, fat people with so much power? So what if she has a fucking bookclub. The Tucker Max book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, has provided everything you'll need to know in this life and then some yet we'll never see that on this Manatee's show. Wyclef Jean isn't the first and will not be the last to get a "free pass" because he went on Oprah. Just the other week while flicking I saw Whitney Houston's crack ass bitching about how Bobby was such a bad husband. So why the fuck did you stay with him? But no, Oprah who knows everything was shedding tears, siding with her which consequently led the world to look at Whitney Houston as an angel. Oprah, you serve no purpose to society and the people that believe in you all have deep problems they mask. The day your off tv will be the happiest day of my life. I got a great job for you though, one that fits your style. The new Face on the Aunt Gemima waffles and syrup box. The Real Aunt Gemima has ran her course and you fit the description perfectly: Fat whore from Mississippi who hasn't gotten laid since the Berlin Wall was torn down. Society, we need to step our game up and stop electing animals to do this "miraculous" shit because in 10 years I could see it now, Snooki infultraiting the television forgiving serial killers.

Recapping Picks: Another bad Thursday. We could have went 0-3, we could have also went 3-0. I'll take the minor loss, things are still looking up. 1-2 on the night and 35-32 on the season. Let's keep it rolling.

Today's Picks (I like 4 games so I'm making a rare exception and laying 4 bills down):

Miami Heat vs Washington Wizards..........Heat -1.5
Dallas Mavericks vs Philadelphia 76ers......Mavs -3
LA Lakers vs New York Knicks..............Lakers -5
Phoenix Suns vs Chicago Bulls...............Under 218

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Good Riddance

Congrats Toronto you've done it again. I'm convinced the majority of this city wears shades that prevent them from seeing reality and instead display re-runs of Queer as Folk. While the entire city ( my own mother included) is mourning the fact that Rogers went ape-shit-crazy and fired all the cocksuckers at CityTv, I'm shouting good riddance. The cunts at Rogers have finally done something right. For those that don't know, the city is up in arms after City Tv's Anne Mroczkowski, Laura Di Battista, Pam Seatle, Merella Fernandez, Farah Nassar and Marianne Dimain among a shitload of others all got the axe. This has made me happier than the day Perdita (what were your parents smoking when they named you) Fellicien fell flat on her face after she was the favourite to win gold. I no longer have to watch Anne's old 85 year old ass on the screen anymore. Laura Di Battista had as much sex appeal as Nancy Grace. Pam Seatle looked like Forrest Gump's retarded ass. Wesley Snipes, I mean Merella Fernandez will no longer be on my tv. Farah Nassar aka the terrorist got kicked to the curb. Finally, last and my least favourite: Marianne Dimain's Oscar Meyer weiner looking ass will never be seen at 6pm on my telivision again. Good Riddance. If any of these disgusting hoes had tits and a pretty face, they'd still be employed . For all the Torontonians crying about "the death of local tv", please just stop making yourselves look like assholes. The only people that watch news on the television are old farts with no access to a computer or guys like me who find pleasure in busting a nut to Mellisa Grelo, Robin Meade, or Adriana Costa. Heck, the only reason I watch TSN is to stare at the gap between Jennifer Hedger's teeth and the way her dick-sucking lips move in such a way that it masks the gap. Are any of these asswipes that got the axe relevant? If I wanted news I'd goto or any other website in which I'm in and out after 5 minutes with all the info I need. Is it really neccessary that I sit there and watch an hour of television staring at those ugly inbred folks when I could have found everything they revealed in 5 minutes on a website. While the city mourns these liabilities, I mean losses, I'd like to give a big shout-out to Rogers who took City Tv and financially ran them into the ground. City Tv: No Longer Fucking up Everywhere.  

Recapping Picks: Don't bet on Golden State, ever. They got 8 guys who get in foul trouble early and then the refs give them everything for the rest of the game. Lost by a point. Nevertheless 2-1 on the night and 34-30 on the season. That last game pissed me off but let's keep it rolling.

Today's Picks:

LA Lakers vs Cleveland Cavs...........Lakers +3.5
Louisville vs Seton Hall....................Louisville +1
Florida vs Arkansas.........................Florida -1.5

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Welcome to 2010 Where Challenged People Rule The World

Now that the media is about to get off Haiti's dick (if those were white folks they'd never leave) it is time for them to focus on more interesting things than babies dying. Today, all across the Economic Times there were reports out of Dubai that the terrorists, I mean retards are in and around $170 Billion in debt. Who the fuck did not see this coming? You put a bunch of terrorists and those that fund terrorists in a place that harbours terrorists and you get a series of bright ideas. Some ideas include building towers that are a half-a-mile long or sky slopes. Or tiny little islands that boasts the most lavish of luxurious homes one could ever imagine. There's only one problem: All this shit is in the Middle-East. No one with money gives a fuck about this shit. A bunch of terrorists building all this expensive shit with the help of the Chinese (suprise suprise) and no one is even thinking twice about visiting. Prices are dropping rapidly and the whole place is about to fall over faster than DJ AM at the sight of cocaine. Who are the brilliant minds that thought it would have been cool to build ski-skopes and fancy looking buildings in the middle of bum-fuck-all nowhere. On top of that they have their own airline (Emirates) so now these terrorists can fly you at a hefty price. Your money is in safe hands but your life isn't. I got a bright idea, my next vacation will be in Dubai. I won't be able to drink as much as I want or have sex and if I dare even look at a woman my cock will get chopped off but who needs that, I got a $1548.13cdn per night room where I can wank myself to sleep each night. I forgot to mention, smiles are free. Why are challenged people running the world? In Plato's era they would be chained to rocks for being a liability to society. Now we let them run up $170 Billion in debt because they thought it was a bright idea to build big ass towers in the middle of nowhere and figure "because it looks cool" people will want to visit and spend ridiculous prices. Terrorists, go back to doing what you do best..(I'm not going to say what because I might have the FBI at my door) and stop interfering in shit you have no right to be in.

Recapping Picks: 3-0. Ya I'm not going to jinx myself I'm just playing the game. Everything was in relative safe hands tonight. You win some you lose some, tonight we won all. 32-29 on the year so let's keep it rolling. Better than the Raptors, take that suckas.

Today's Picks:

Denver Nuggets vs Golden State Warriors...........Nuggets -6
Toronto Raptors vs Milwaukee Bucks..................Over 204
Utah Jazz vs San Antonio Spurs...........................Utah Jazz +6.5

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I'm Not Mr Right....I'm Mr. Right Now.

It's no suprise the internet has produced a lot of dumb shit and dumb people over the years but seriously why the hell is online-dating so popular? I've created a few accounts in an effort to get laid more frequently. The non-attachment sex is always the best. However, every fucking person that messages me is looking for "the one". People who use online dating sites or other forms of social networks in order to find their ideal partner are fucking lunatics. The only reasons guys join those sites are the fact that they want to get laid real quick, they want to cheat on their wife, or their life is pathetic and they want some kinky shit. (If you find a fat girl online, she'll pretty much toss your salad) Those who sign up with the preconceived notion that they will find the right partner is in a fucking dreamworld and needs to shut up and start taking off those clothes. Ladies, we just want to have wild, un-attached sex. If it leads to something else, then so be it but please shut the fuck up and start sucking. I get hundreds of messages in my inbox daily looking like this: " Omg it says you like to read....have you read any James Patterson??"or "My ideal date is walking in a park or spending time in a cafe." My perfect date is any date that ends up with you having sore legs and the next Michael Jordan on your face. Seriously folks stop it if your that fucking desperate to find the love of your life then go buy a Russian mail-order bride or goto Taiwan and pick a number with the hopes that the one you choose doesn't have a cock. Dating sites are not for those trying to find their husband/wife, they are for people who are just sick of having to pay for sex and wouldn't mind getting it for free (so what if she weighs more Star Jones and Oprah combined.) No one cares about your interests or special hobbies (unless it involves touching your ears with your ankles) So if you are STD free and willing to spread those legs, you'll find the person you were looking for.

Recapping Picks: This shit is bad karma. I have to stop making fun of people. Another shitty day. Blowing 21 point leads, the Suns continuing to suck on the road and Cuse with the bail-out once again. Oh, and I have a worse winning percentage than the Toronto Raptors. Yippie. 1-2 on the night and 29-29 overall.

Today's Picks:

Miami Heat vs Indiana Pacers ........Under 205.5
Tennessee vs Alabama..............Tennessee -2
Purdue vs Illinois..............................Purdue -3

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Monday, January 18, 2010

From the Bottom of my Heart MLK, Thank You.

Today is MLK day (Martin Luther King JR for the slow folks). Black folks have come a long way from being the slave to the white man to being productive, educated, law abiding citizens as is depicted in the picture on the left. An increasing trend in the 21st century is the fact that many of these bush negros, I mean intelligent individuals are becoming small business owners. After having to put up with an African-American bar owner for the past few years I hope no one ever has to endure the pain and suffering like I did. Recycled beer, mysterious tabs, refusal to cook (even though it's illegal), and just plain ignorance. Unfortunately the black in me ignored all these things and saw it as the $10 Pitcher shit-hole. Black people are simply too uneducated to be granted a high level of responsibility. Waking up at 10:30am and remembering to put on deodorant is a task in itself for these people. They don't know how to add or subtract but they'll teach you how to steal a car in under 5 minutes. Make no mistake though they are definitely a huge asset to the world. What else would people do without crime, unemployment, and the need for welfare. Forget all that, they make a killer fried-chicken and could out-dance everybody. 40% of them drop out of high-school here in Toronto yet I'm starting to wonder how the fuck did they get to own a business. The one positive thing they possess is the fact that they are great at money management. They will save up a month's salary, then cash it in for $1 Dollar bills and will goto strip-clubs to "Make It Rain" ( A Process of getting up on stage at clubs and sprinking the ground with bills of money). Another example is the fact that they'll have a son who has to wear shoes 3 sizes too large because it was cheap yet they'll be driving a leased Durango. (How brilliant is that) I'd like to personally thank MLK for the job he's done in defending these people and literally dying for them. After all the world needs less doctors and farmers and more drug dealers and dead-beat Dads. Let Freedom Ring.

Recapping Picks: I should feel a lot worse but the fact of the matter is I know a tonne of people who lost a lot more than I did. This is the reason for Tomorrow. I don't think my picks were even that bad I was just terribly wrong today and it's like losing an NBA game by 25 points, you make up for the mistake during your next game. 0-3 on the night and 28-27 on the Season.

Today's Picks:

Philadelphia 76ers vs Minnesota Timberwolves.........76ers -1
Phoenix Suns vs Memphis Grizzlies...........................Suns +2
Syracuse vs Notre Dame.........................Syracuse -3.5

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Since When Was it Acceptable to Kiss Another Man's Junk???

While most of you were enjoying Christmas Dinner with the family and enjoying the day, I was getting shitfaced with a guy who just ended a 4-year relationship with a stripper. He was in rough shape and what's a better remedy than visiting the strip club. However, somewhere between the 5th and 6th pint it hit me: This dude is in a relationship with a chick who grinds dick for a living. A similar thought crossed my mind today while watching Kim Kardashian cheer on her boyfriend Reggie Bush who was having the game of his life. The world has seen this chick devour another guy's cock and yet Reggie Bush goes home each night and kisses her. Don't get me wrong not every girl I've ever been with has been a virgin or even close to an angel but once there is no visual evidence of anything, to me it doesn't exist. I can't knowingly bang a girl that gets felt up for a living or has visual evidence of another man's cock in her mouth. What the fuck is wrong with these men? I don't care how fine she is or how much money she makes, knowing your kissing another man's dick is simply wrong and you need to re-evaluate your life. Strippers, porn-stars, chicks with sex tapes, and's all the same shit. They made money, explicitly, off sex and if your in a committed relationship with one of these hoes then it must me known that your either stupid or fucking desperate. It's 2010, guys stop giving your heart to strippers and other glorified hoes. Their bodies are like kids in shopping carts, stick money in and you get to ride one as long as you'd like.

Recapping Picks: I'm not saying anything other than let's keep it rolling shall we. 3-0 on the night and 28-24 on the year.

Today's Picks:

Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings........Cowboys +3
Dallas Mavericks vs Toronto Raptors........Mavericks -1.5
San Diego Chargers vs New York Jets......Over 42

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

I Sympathize, Don't Support

Why is it that almost everyone, everywhere dickrides the military? You see the corny bumper stickers: Support Our Troops. Now why the fuck would I do that? These people are manufactured to kill. I use the word manufacture because somewhere along the lines they've lost many human elements and have became machine-like. I don't want to turn this into some political bullshit but why the hell does the military get so much love for "risking" their lives for us? In World War 1 and World War 2 they risked their lives for the Europeans who couldn't get their shit together. Last I checked, I wasn't European. (You won't catch me in a Speedo) Now they're in Afghanistan trying to clean shit up and the day they leave everything will return to being fucked up, very productive Canada. I applaud the humanitarian work they do etc. etc. but I could never understand why people love the military so much. It's no different than a fucking 9-5. Sure my heart goes out to the families everytime I see one of them has been killed especially the younger ones but what the fuck are they doing in the Middle-East anyway? For the majority of these soldiers that do enrol in the military, they're not exacly Rhodes Scholars. Many were either stoners in high-school or went to a post secondary institution and got a degree in the History of Art. Suprise Suprise, they can't pay bills and use the military as a last resort. Yes I'm generalizing and some do join because they love their country but they ain't risking their lives for us. They're collecting a pay cheque just like everyone else. The only difference is there is a slight chance they might die. I see it no different than a miner or a Blue Angels pilot that boasts a 10% fatality rate. The military is not much more than a job with a slight risk you might return in a body-bag for the greater good of people who are fucked up and don't want/need saving in the first place.

Recapping Picks: Why fix it if it ain't broken? This no research thing starting to look good. Fucked up with the Spurs pick but everything else was sound. 2-1 on the night and 25-24 on the season.

Today's Picks:

Syracuse vs West Virginia......................Syracuse +4.5
Louisville vs Pittsburg..............................Pittsburg -2.5
Arizona Cardinals vs New Orleans Saints......Saints -7

Drunk Counter: It's over. Blame Mr. Chivas and Mrs. Absolut.

Album of the week: Going to add a new addition for Saturday. Album of the week. This week we're keeping it local with K-Dot-O-Dot's: The Life and Times of Lucha Lonely.He may be some fucked up mental Serbian from Rexdale but dude got some serious skills and is an absolute monster. Produced by The Arkeologists, this shit needs to be banging in your stereo, mp3, and hell if your real hood you could make love with it playing in the background. Get it free here:

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Trust Is An Illusion

I'm going to switch it up a bit today and get into the more personal, real side of things. I been busy for the last little bit so yesterday was a great day to settle down and do something I wanted to do, send a few dollars Haiti's way. Seeing those people trapped in the debris became embedded in my head and while cash isn't the only solution, it was really the best I could do. I'm not an idiot though so when I decide to give a donation I try my best to make sure it goes in the right hands. I searched 19 charities and each one had some tie to "fraud". Unreal, I've always been of the belief that each day the world gets better than the last but are there that much fucking scum in this world. Maybe I've just been a nieve idiot the entire time but 19 fucking charities had some association with fraud, really. World Vision, the Red Cross, etc etc it continued getting worse and worse before I settled for Unicef Canada. Is the money going in the right hands? I don't know. I'm starting to believe that trust is an illusion and virtually non-existant in day and age and the capacity people have to stoop lower and lower morally continuously increases. Are people that broke that they need to resort to taking money in the name charitable organizations? The fact that people capitalize off natural disasters is sickening enough and the fact that there are proper aids/resources to help those who are unfortunate yet a lot of them never receive this help is just downright sad. While I really make a conscious effort to avoid passing judgement on people because you never know people unless you've walked a lifetime in their shoes, those who are taking money that was meant to go to those in need are nothing more than low-life scum and one can only hope their day will come and they'll get theres. This won't stop me from giving to causes I feel need but I do hope one day these cunts come to the realization that what they're doing is beyond incomprehensible and those in charge make an effort to change the way things are with these charitable organizations.

Recapping Picks: Inevitable really, a perfect way to end a shitty day. I lay a duck. 0-3. 23-23 on the year. Celts/Bulls game I was completely wrong and if you got a chance to see how the Jazz/Cavs game you already know what happened. Cavs up by 2 with 5secs left. Should of been up by 5 but with a tonne of missed free-throws what can you do.  The unknown rookie by the name of Sundiatta hit a 3 without even looking at the basket and the Cavs lose by 1. I'm guilty of over-analyzing my picks so for the next little while I won't be looking at trends/stats/or researching. Instead I'm going to do it the old fashioned way and look at the board and take what I like.

Today's Picks:

Pacers vs Nets.......Pacers -3
Heat vs Rockets.....Heat +5
Spurs vs Bobcats....Spurs -2

Edit: I wrote Rockets +5 but there was no such line. Wasn't taking the Rockets and they werent dogs LOL. Apologies for any confusion but the Rockets were never +5 so it was an honest mistake and I meant go with Heat. Only Ricci would have messed that up anyway.
Days Til my Next Drink: 23 days. I'll be lucky to last the day.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

30 is not the New 20 and Cougars Need to Stop it.

A few years ago, Jay-Z, who was getting up there in terms of age and felt insecure decided to make a song about 30 being the new 20. There are many pros and cons to this arguement which I won't get into but here's what I have to say: Cougars, stop it. Realize you are at the near bottom of the totem pole and you need to stop the act. New Years Eve I was at a bar/club spot where they were out in full force. For fuck sakes you're 46 years old there is no fucking way you should be singing Robin Thicke's Sex Therapy. Ever since Jay-Z created this false belief that being an old ass is actually being "the shit" there have been an increasing number of cougars out and about plaguing our society. Just because you suffered emotional problems and were too fucked up to get married and your clock went ticking away, doesn't mean you have to degrade yourself for young cock. The cock will always be there, your a female, simply ask and you shall receive. Dress your age, hang with crowds your age and stop telling yourself and others that you look young because in reality you are a wrinkle away from Joan Rivers. You aren't fooling anyone. We just pay you attention because we're either too hammered or we've reached rock bottom for the night and will settle for anything with a vagina. Admit the fact that your an old hag that pissed the time away and now has to settle for guys who list Bacardi Breezers as their favourite drink and think Tag Body Spray is a supplement for a shower.

Apology to Native G aka Jen:

Jen, it's come to my attention you were deeply offended by my blog on the Natives and you referred to me as a big dick. Before I apologize I'll ask that you please don't confuse my gift with  personal identity. Anyways from the bottom of my heart I'd like to apologize for the blog that hurt you and your people. They are great sanitation engineers. I apologize for the fact that they  like to bitch and complain. I'm trully apologetic for the fact that their "occasional" drinking has caused alcoholism to be the leading cause of death among Alaska Natives. I'm sure you know, the Natives are extremely useful and I shouldn't discredit them. They make one of the most important things in this world that everyone over-looks, a Dream-Catcher. How could I be so ignorant as to think they are irrelvant. If ever I need an Igloo, I know where to go. They also make delicious food that I could eat everyday of my life such as Akutaq. It's an ice-cream consisting of Caribou or Moose-meat, berries, seal oil, fish and mixed together with snow or water. Mmmmm Finger-Licking good. I'm sorry I offended your people Jen because really and trully, don't we all want to be Native America? Such a loving, classy, and nice bunch of people.

Recapping Yesterday's Picks: Phew....almost had a heart attack the way things were going. Suns blew a 21 point lead to lose, Lakers/Mavs went over by 0.5 of a point, and the Spurs won in OT by a point. Leaving us at 2-1 on the night and 23-20 on the season.

Today's Picks: (It's been a while since I've been so indecisive with the board but fuck it I'm betting on these anyway)

Cavs vs Jazz.......Cavs (pick)

Jamario Moon is hurt. Oh no! In all seriousness this should be a great game and the 30-10 Cavs have showed some inconsistancy this season but it's Thursday Night on TNT. The King will want to showcase his stuff. Should be a close one but I have the Cavs winning.

Boston Celtics vs Chicago Bulls...Over 194.5

Boston played last night, they should be somewhat drained. Oh wait they were facing the Nets, nevermind. Bulls only score 93.6 points per game but in their last 2 they have scored 110 and 120. Boston scored 111 last night and crushed the Nets. I've studied this one long and hard and finally have to make a decision, I'm taking the over. Boston will drop like 115, the Bulls just have to score, occassionally.

Celtics vs Bulls.....Celtics -7

I know it's a back to back but -7 is something I will take in this situation. There last 2 meetings: October 30th 2009: Boston 118 Chicago 90.  December 12th 2009: Boston 106 Chicago 80. That says it all. Should be a blowout.

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Days Til My Next Drink: 24 days

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The world is Reading This blog.

Remember my entry on crackheads a few days ago???

Taking over the world one step at a time.

Soccer is for the English and Poor Folks.

Was at the pub yesterday after a long day at school and seeing as how I'm going dry I decided to have a quick bite and some Cranberry juice (no I'm not a faggot). Dude sitting next to me catches me in my Manchester United top and goes on about how he hates Canada because they don't support soccer. (Only I and the Soldiers could hate on this country so I was pissed) Thick Scottish accent on the assclown. To which I replied, soccer sucks man. It set off a war of words. First of all I told him "soccer sucks" so he'd fuck off, everyone that knows me know I bleed Manc. red. However this fool wanted to argue something arbitrary. So I gave him enough reasons. I love the EPL and watch it religiously but at the end of the day the only reason people play the sport is because they are too poor to play other sports. Same reason why the housing projects and low income areas in Toronto are the most populated. They are fucking cheap. The reason why it's the most popular sport in the world is because the majority of the world doesn't have a fucking choice. Does that make it amazing? All you need is a ball, a rock, or a bottle. Those Africans above live on 25cents a day what else are they going to fucking do? Play golf? Add that with the fact the fucking sport is corrupt, the "simulation", players dictate organizations, and Trannys like Fernando Torres are allowed to play, I could see why someone would dislike the sport. Favelas (yes I know my geo.) and slums all across the world only play it because they are piss poor and don't have access to other equipment enabling them to play other sports. Look at how places such as Argentina or Spain who have excelled at basketball and noticing a trend with less interest in soccer. It's simply because of the fact they have the resources enabling them to broaden their horizon. The fact that people want to argue arbitrary shit means they belong with the Asians, Faggots (not gays) and Native Americans and shipped off to Venus. (I'm not talking about the monkey known as Venus Williams I mean the planet)

Recapping Picks: Finaaaaaaaaaally. 2-1 and we get some space to relax as we're 21-19 on the year. The slump is over. Time to shake off the rust and continue to hit it hard. Purdue would of given us 3-0 but they blew a 15 point lead and ended up losing by 4. That's the last time I bet on a team with the name Boilermakers attached.

Today's Picks:

Phoenix Suns vs Indiana Pacers.......Suns -3.5

Just because they beat the Toronto Raptors and came back from 23 down, I'm not going to give them this much respect. 5 games ago the Pacers lost to the Knicks 132-89. Expect Phoenix to close this one out early and never look back, I expect Nash and Amare to have great numbers.

OKC Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs.....Spurs +1

I know it's a back to back but the Spurs beat the Lakers. (Yes Kobe had to leave the game but that was not making any difference, they crushed em. Spurs are older than Joe Paterno but I think they cover and could take this one outright. The Thunder have gone 3-2 in their last 5 losing to both New Orleans and the Bucks. San Antonio covers easily is my predicition.

Next pick:

Lakers vs Dallas.........Over 194.5

Lakers coming off a loss and a day-to-day Kobe injury will have a hard time scoring. However the game has gone over 4 out of the last 5 Dallas games and the American Airlines Center. This game will go over 195 regardless of the Kobe effect as both teams will look to shoot the lights out.

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Days Til My Next Drink: 25 days. Hoping to see the light at the end of the tunnel

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

It's Winter Time....Bring Out the Snow Plows.

You know a lot of cultures/people have been screwed over in this world but there's only one that still bitch and complain every fucking day, the Natives. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing these freeloading asswipes continuously complain about this being "their" land and how they rightfully deserve it and blah blah blah. Your patethic asses got robbed by the Europeans. End of Story. To make things worse these people throw all the blame on everybody else. " Our land got taken away so instead of hitting the reset button and reconstructing ourselves we'll bitch and complain for the rest of eternity, rape our own women, smoke, and drink until we're dead by 30. Why? because they took our land. Why don't you fuck off Kemosahbee and go jump off a cliff. In this shitty day and age the last thing I need are these ugly looking cunts on the tv all the time whining about Caledon. Message to the Natives: No one Gives a Fuck. Why couldn't you just be like black people and sell drugs and rob to get back at society and never work an honest's days work in your life. Instead you guys are going to continuously cry about shit that happened to your ancestors. I don't hear the Japanese complaining even though they had to pull a Randy Moss and catch dynomite thinking it was a football during the railway completion days. I don't hear negros complaining about slavery though they really don't do much but collect welfare and commit crimes anyway. My suggestion to dealing with these Native Americans: Offer them Baffin Island. If they refuse, build a big ass snow plow and just push em all the way up there and tell them to shut the hell up cause no one cares.

Recapping Picks: As you can probably sense In my blog I'm beyond fucking livid right now. Night started off good with the Nova win. We lost the Suns/Bucks over however the Cleveland game was going good. They were up 12 with 2 mins left, well on there way to covering. GS hit a few lucky shots to cut it down to 6. Now with 40secs left whoever the retard is that inbounded the ball had no clue what he was doing because that shit got stolen and Monta hit a 3. Making it a 3 point game. Cavs ended up winning by 3 but not covering. Another shitty day but we're still in the green. Not for long if this continues: 1-2 on the night and 19-18 on the year.

Todays Picks:

Purdue vs Ohio State........Purdue -9.5

Purdue is just too strong especially at home. They demolished Minny and I expect them to do the same against a weak Ohio State team.

Kentucky vs Florida .......Kentucky -2.5

Kentucky is 16-0 on the season. Florida recently lost to Vanderbelt. Kentucky has a kid by the name if John Wall who is just a gifted NBA-ready Athlete. Despite playing away from home I expect Kentucky to cover.

Detroit Pistons vs Washington Wizards.....Under 197

The Pistons were mauled yesterday by Chicago. Washington just doesn't know how to play D. I don't think that matters though because the Pistons are terrible and playing on a back to back away from home I don't think they'll be scoring much. The Wizards got issues of their own and I don't think the shooting percentage will be high for either team.

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Days Til My Next Drink: 26 Days. Hurry the fuck up already.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.