From the Bottom of my Heart MLK, Thank You.

Today is MLK day (Martin Luther King JR for the slow folks). Black folks have come a long way from being the slave to the white man to being productive, educated, law abiding citizens as is depicted in the picture on the left. An increasing trend in the 21st century is the fact that many of these bush negros, I mean intelligent individuals are becoming small business owners. After having to put up with an African-American bar owner for the past few years I hope no one ever has to endure the pain and suffering like I did. Recycled beer, mysterious tabs, refusal to cook (even though it's illegal), and just plain ignorance. Unfortunately the black in me ignored all these things and saw it as the $10 Pitcher shit-hole. Black people are simply too uneducated to be granted a high level of responsibility. Waking up at 10:30am and remembering to put on deodorant is a task in itself for these people. They don't know how to add or subtract but they'll teach you how to steal a car in under 5 minutes. Make no mistake though they are definitely a huge asset to the world. What else would people do without crime, unemployment, and the need for welfare. Forget all that, they make a killer fried-chicken and could out-dance everybody. 40% of them drop out of high-school here in Toronto yet I'm starting to wonder how the fuck did they get to own a business. The one positive thing they possess is the fact that they are great at money management. They will save up a month's salary, then cash it in for $1 Dollar bills and will goto strip-clubs to "Make It Rain" ( A Process of getting up on stage at clubs and sprinking the ground with bills of money). Another example is the fact that they'll have a son who has to wear shoes 3 sizes too large because it was cheap yet they'll be driving a leased Durango. (How brilliant is that) I'd like to personally thank MLK for the job he's done in defending these people and literally dying for them. After all the world needs less doctors and farmers and more drug dealers and dead-beat Dads. Let Freedom Ring.

Recapping Picks: I should feel a lot worse but the fact of the matter is I know a tonne of people who lost a lot more than I did. This is the reason for Tomorrow. I don't think my picks were even that bad I was just terribly wrong today and it's like losing an NBA game by 25 points, you make up for the mistake during your next game. 0-3 on the night and 28-27 on the Season.

Today's Picks:

Philadelphia 76ers vs Minnesota Timberwolves.........76ers -1
Phoenix Suns vs Memphis Grizzlies...........................Suns +2
Syracuse vs Notre Dame.........................Syracuse -3.5

All lines provided by: http://www.bet365.com/

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.