While sitting at the waiting room of the passport office waiting for them to call my number so I could get my new passport (old one just expired) I was attacked with the disease that is plaguing people all over the world (No not H1N1...Thanks Mexicans). While reading an issue of 2003 Sports Illustrated (before Rocket Roger was exposed as Roid Roger) I couldn't help but notice the radio playing the same song over and over. It's a song I'd heard before, one that spews verbal garbage and gives you the feeling of clinical depression: "Black Eyed Peas- I got a Feeling." These fuckers are still around??? So I asked myself why is it that a radio station would play the same song repeatedly and then it dawned on me, the more people want it the more they will get it. ( I know it was obvious, pardon my Caitlin Upton moment.) Why would anyone want to willingly listen to this. Then I realized it was the disease known as WeGoWithTheFlow-Itis. No one could possible enjoy this shit. Instead those who pretend to like this crap are doing so because they know bigger more popular degenerates that follow this crap and it traces back to the Asians ( BEP does have an Asian member in their band) We've got to face this Pandemic head on and it starts with the parents. If your child is listening to shit like B.E.P, Akon, and Pitbull then they're more than likely going to end up like crack headed whores offering blow jobs or meth-addicted pansies ( Fergie, a member of BEP is a former meth addict) or contract AIDS. Parents, I beg of you to stop this shit immediately and force the media to play good, talented music. Enough with mediocrity. If I wanted to spend my life focusing on under-talented assclowns I'd just become a Toronto Raptors/Leafs/Jays/FC fan. Parents you have the power to change the world and if you think these Artists infultrating the airwaves are good then you need to re-evaluate your life. At the conclusion of your re-evauation you'll realize that there is only one possible outcome, suicide. Go ahead, don't be scared, those with good taste won't stop you.
Now to business. Recapping yesterday's Picks: 2-1
Suns vs Celtics. Suns -2. End Result: 116-98 Suns.
The injury plagued Celts fell victim to a red hot Suns. We won this game in the first quarter with the score being 30-20 and the injuries pile on and continue to pile on for the Celts with KG now out.
Raptors vs Bobcats: Over 195.5. End Result: 107-103 Raptors.
Despite shooting only .440 the Raptors took care of business. 22 turnovers by the opposition will do that to you. Breaking news: It wasn't Loleini Tonga driving the truck that lost Chris Henry, it was the Charlotte Bobcats back-court. ( Yes I went there)
Cincy vs UConn: UConn +1. End Result: 71-69 Cincy
Everything I said would happen, happened except for the part that matters most, the result. With 9 secs left UConn nails a 3 to tie it up at 69-69. With 1sec. left UConn commits a shooting foul and the game is won on free throws. Tough to swallow but we'll make it back. Gambling-karma.
Dallas Mavericks vs Houston Rockets...Verdict: (-1) Mavericks.
Josh Howard has a sore hamstring but it won't be enough to keep back the 22-9 Dallas Mavericks. The Rockets will have a hard time dealing with the Mavericks who are hot off a win against the Nuggets.
Minnesota vs Iowa State (College Football)...Verdict: (-2) Minny
Big 10 is looking good this year and I expect the trend to continue. Minny has better D and took care of Michigan State earlier this year. I think they will come out on top putting a stop to Iowa State who love to use the run game.
Miami Heat vs San Antonio Spurs..Verdict: Under 195.5
The total has gone under Miami's last 8 out 9 vists to San Antonio. I expect nothing different this time around. Miami is also off a back-to-back which saw them lose to New Orleans in a hard-fought game. Expect a lot of bricks this game. Roll with the under.
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.