God Bless America

In my world of doing nothing I always happen to notice some real fucked up shit and this is no different. Yesterday I read an article that popped up on my yahoo homepage that once again displayed exactly how fucked up this world really is. The Boy Scouts are a bunch of American Conservative faggots. Just look at the way the boy is dressed on your left. They do the dumbest shit like tie knots, make fires, and have sex with each other and as some sort of reward they get a pin or an extra loop on their belt. Before I get into it, what a fucking great reward. Nothing gives me motivation like the potential for earning a pin and an extra loop on my belt, nothing. However the Boy Scouts feel as though they are not in tune with technology or the future so they've created something that will assist their fags in keeping up with technology, a video game.

I thought to myself, fucking great, they're letting these homos play Grand Theft Auto and showing them that life isn't about knots or fire it's about slapping the shit out of hoes and earning that hard earned stolen cash. Nope, I couldn't have been further off. Taken straight from the article: Rather than shooting their way to success, they'll have to accomplish a number of far more mundane tasks to earn the new belt loop and pin, such as explaining the importance of the video game ratings system, working with an adult to build a schedule that includes chores, homework and gaming, and playing a game designed to boost math, spelling or other school-oriented skills. What the fuck??? These people are so fucked up they're forcing these homos to become even gayer by partaking in this dumb shit. Teach these kids how to rolll a spliff or negotiate with hookers not play a video game where they do chores and homework. Why not just stick a dildo up their asses, it's inevitable they they'll be doing it with each other in a few years anyway.

Why are people afraid to tell kids the truth about life. It sucks and we're all going to die so for most of us to compensate for that shitty feeling we have sex, drink a tonne, smoke some weed and die. You'll work for approx. 20 years of you're life (Literally 24 hours for 20 years) and you'll sleep for 25 years (literally) of you're life if you make it to 75 years old. Life isn't fair and the dumbass always gets their way. That's what these kids should be learning, that hookers and booze are the only way to life because it provides an escape from all the dumb shit pertaining to life. Instead we're teaching them to tie knots and start fires or do their chores and homework in a video game. Then when they start listening to Eminem and wanting to shoot everyone in the face we blame hip-hop and society's influence. Stop raising them up in a sheltered, disguised world and maybe once they see the real way of life they'll just beat their wives and do a lot of drugs, the better way of living life.

Recapping the Night: Back to the Drawing Board:


MLB:
$200 Cardinals -190= Return of $305.26 (W)
$200 As/Jays under 7.5 -115 (L)
$100 Tigers/Twins over 9.5 -120 (L)
$100 Yankees/Orioles over 8.5 -110 (L)
$100 Arizona Diamondbacks +153= Return of $253 (W)
NBA:
$200 Dallas Mavericks +4.5 (L)
$200 Phoenix Suns +100= Return of $400 (W)
Hockey:
$100 Redwings +115 (L)

Total Wagered: $1200
Total Returned $958.26
Total Loss: $241.74
Total Earned to Date: $2238.29

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.