What's Wrong With Toronto Sports Fans: Toronto Raptors

If you've ever had the pleasure unfortunate experience of sitting in the upper-bowl at a Toronto Raptors game then you'll know what I'm talking about. Half of the upper-bowl looks like a busy street in Mumbai and the other half looks like Hong Kong during rush hour. It's little Asia up there and that's what is wrong with the entire fan base, they don't know shit. They came off the boats 5 years ago and instead of doing taxes and making us food in establishments than have a "conditional pass" for various health violations, they attend Raptor games. I'm convinced the majority of Toronto Raptor fans  hate black people.

They dick rode the hell out of Jose Calderon and now they're doing the same with Hedo TurkeyIdon'tknowhowtofuckinspellhisname. If you've ever watched a basketball game then you'd realize that both Hedo and Jose are overpaid Euros with bad attitudes that have no concept of how to play on a team. However, if you've heard a Raptor fan describe them then it was probably along the lines of "I'd let Jose cum on my face and Hedo do me in the ass because they're both so amazing." I'm convinced Toronto Raptors management picked up on the Raptor fans racism and found the whitest players they could get. The only thing black people are good at is basketball, yet the Toronto Raptors have assembled a team comprised of the whitest basketball players ever. Even their one black guy, Chris Bosh, is a video making, youtube loving soft homo that would settle for a jump shot instead of going hard and taking the foul.

However, I have to give credit where credit is due, both the Raptors management and the fans are geniuses. During a playoff game against the New Jersey Nets, the Toronto Raptors urged their fans to wear red and even gave out red jerseys. What did the team wear that day? White. The New Jersey Nets wore red and it appeared as though it were a home crowd for the away team. Brilliant. The team itself are a bunch of pansies that will miss the playoffs this year but Raptor Fans don't care about that, they loved this year's team. The non-defensive playing pussies that played for the Raptors this year often scored 100 or more points. When that happens the entire arena gets free pizza. Yes, Toronto Mumbai/Hong Kong Raptor fans don't care about an under-achieving pussy ass team because throughout the season they were awarded a free slice of pizza. Bring on another 5 years of rebuilding but it's okay, the $2.25 slice of greasy pizza was soooo worth it. Lets Go Raptors Lets Go!

Recapping the Night: Great start, now let's get some consistancy. If cricket goes sour again then I'll hedge again once the opposition is still listed as an underdog.

Cricket:

$300 Bangalore Royal Challengers -162= Possible return of $484.62 (L)
$300 Deccan Chargers +120 (hedge in game)= Possible return of $660 (W)
Soccer:
$100 over 2.5 Goals Liverpool/Benefica -125= Possible return of $180 (W)
$100 over 2.5 Goals Fulham/Wolfsburg -162- Possible return of $161.54 (L)
$100 Draw or Fulham +120= Possible return of $220 (W)
$50 Atletico Madrid +120= Possible return of $110 (L)
MLB:
$50 Dodgers/Pirates over 8.5 +110= Possible return of $105 (W)
$50 Cardinals -110 (L)
$100 Phillies -150 (L)
$100 Phillies/Nationals over 9.5 -125= Possible return of $180 (W)
$100 Blue Jays +144= Possible return of $244 (W)
$50 Tigers +106= Possible return of $103 (W)
$100 Angels -123 (L)
$50 Indians/White Sox over 8.5 -105 (L)
NBA:
$100 Clippers/Kings 0ver 200= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Cavs +2= Possible Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Denver -1.5= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Lakers/Denver over 204.5 (L)

Total Wagered: $1950

Total Returned: $2264.73
Total won: $314.73
Total Earned to date: $1181.90

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.