What's Wrong With Toronto Sports Fans: Toronto FC

With the exception of Liverpool and the Boston Red Sox, I'm hard-pressed to find a team that gives me as much joy when they lose as TFC. When I was in elementary school there was a class called "MH" (multiple handicap) and there were kids in this class with various disabilities. Many students in this specific class really believed that they were Superman or Batman and during recess they would dress up in capes and shit and go around pretending to get the "bad guys" and they'd be high-fiving each other. Then they'd talk about how amazing they were because they caught all the bad guys. That's what the majority of TFC fans are like.

They talk about how amazing they are, when in reality they are just pathetic cunts with nothing better to do. If you ever talk to the typical Toronto FC fan then you'd quickly realize that they were the ones who invented supporter groups, they invented chanting and they are the best ticket in Canada. When Toronto FC lose, often times they'll go into mourning like people are currently doing in Warsaw, except this is every fucking week cause the team is shit. The sad part is, I've partied hard with many players on that team and despite beging complete shit, a lot of those guys (Garcia included) were absolute class guys to be around. Yet, the fans claim to be better than Jesus himself. They bring these big ass drumbs and consistantly bang it throughout the full 90 singing songs that are out of tune and jumping around.

I'm not sure about you but when I attend a sporting event I want to feel as though I'm away from work and have no responsibility. These fans look down on you when you decide to get drunk. Who the fuck does that? No I don't want to sing your shitty ass french songs, I want to down 5 pints and watch horrible soccer and hope that I see some eye-candy in-between. I'm not here to do work. The greatest thing is, this group of MH students were once the greatest fans in the MLS, then Seattle came. Those Sounder college kids showed them how it's done, time and time again. What's left for TFC Fans? Well the players don't care to play here because they'd much rather be in Europe, the management realizes they make more off major friendlies (Real Madrid) than they would off TFC and the cost of tickets constantly increase despite the team getting shittier by the year. Ques Que Vous Chantez???


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