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Monday, April 5, 2010

What's Wrong With Toronto Sports Fans: Toronto Blue Jays

The Jays will kick start another losing season today. Perfect timing because throughout the next 5 days I'll dissect Toronto fans of various teams. Let's start with the Toronto Blue Jays. Toronto Blue Jays fans should just be re-named: we're jealous of the Yankees. The ones old enough, relive 1992 and 1993 every season and talk about how great they were. They live in the past and despite the fact that their team is complete shit, they'll just use the excuse we're all heard before: At Least We Don't Buy Our Championships. Most of them don't realize that in 1992 and 1993 the Toronto Blue Jays had the highest payroll in baseball, their small little brains can't think that far back. Despite being completely shit for the past 15+ years their current owners have a net income of $1.26 billion dollars. They dwell on the fact that a few Yankee players have been caught using steroids in the past. They forget to mention Gregg Zaun and Rocket Roger among others were injecting syringes into their asses here in Toronto.

There are a few of them who love baseball and have no problem sitting down for a 12:30pm midweek match against the KC Royals. I have nothing but respect for those guys but for the most part Jays fans are just complete douchebags. They wait until a promotion is revealed in 500 level where they could go for a toonie, get drunk and start shit with real fans. Yankees and Bo Sox fans consistantly pack their games and drown them out in terms of atmosphere and their team has no hope of winning anything for the next 10 years, if not longer. They dwell on the past, most of them have no love for the sport or their team but attend games because sitting in 500 level and shouting at other fans are trendy. If you've ever heard their logic then Jays fans are like Cuba Gooding Jr. in Radio.

Hate to break it to you Jays Fans but it's going to be a long shitty year for you guys, again. It's okay though, everyone remembers how great you were in 1992 and 1993. Some of you will be wearing Philly shirts this year, following the only good thing to come out of your organization in the past 10 years, Doc. It's unfortunate they decided to drop the toonie promotion because the Hot Dogs were the only reason most of you attended games and we can't forget how packed the stadium will be this year. Except when the Yanks, Bo Sox, and Phillies come, attending the Rogers Center this year is as appealing as using the subway system in Moscow. Watch out Argos Fans, you're next.

Recapping the Night: Any Profitably Night is a Good night:
MLB:

$100 Yankees +105=Possible return of $205 (L)
$100 Yankees/Red Sox under 9 -105= Possible return of $195.24 (L)
NBA:
$100 Lakers -6 -110 (L)
$100 GS Warriors +8 -110 (W)
$100 Washington -3.5 (W)
$100 Cleveland money line -105 (L)
$100 Knicks/Clippers over 210 (W)
$100 Wizards/Nets over 189.5 (W)
$100 Golden State/Toronto under 236 (W)
Soccer:
$50 Fulham +105= Possible return of $102.50 (W)
$100 Athletico Madrid -120= Possible return of $183.33 (W)
$50 Auxerre +120= Possible return of $110 (L)
$50 1860 Munich +105= Possible return of $102.50 (L)
$50 Wolfsburg -110 = Possible return of $95.45 (W)
$50 Bohemians Praha +115= Possible return of $107.50 (L)
Cricket:
$75 Kolkata Knight Riders -150= Possible return of $125 (L)
$75 Delhi Daredevils -125= Possible return of $135 (W)
 
Total Wagered: $1400

Total Returned:$1470.83
Total Profit: 70.83
Total Earned to Date: $1100.35



May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

4 comments:

GALLBLADDER said...

Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis' character goes back to slaughter the dude raping Marcellus Wallace, and the subtext is that you become closer to someone once you go through hell with them?

Well become a Jays fan now and you will have a bond with them unlike anything else in this world.

TB said...

You forgot current Jay Randy Ruiz on the drug train, nailed twice in 2005.

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Randy-Ruiz-a-32-year-old-rookie-tries-to-make-?urn=mlb,225146

I can't wait for the 50,000 in attendance for the opener, and the 16,000 the rest of the year save for when the Yanks, Sox or Phil's are in town.

I think Anthopolous will do a good job, but people are fools if they assume that drafting a high end guy makes him a lock to perform. There's no league tougher than the MLB to project talent. That, and Toronto is FAR down the list of places guys want to play. Some fans may recall 1992, but players don't.

Gallbladder...love the Pulp Fiction reference. Fav movie ever.

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