Like Drugs, When you Encounter a Hot Teen, Just Say No

The love lady on your right is Zahia Dehar. Take a good look boys, now stop watching. If you're still watching her then chances are you're a sick, twisted pedophile. That bitch is like 12. Okay a slight over-exaggeration but she just celebrated her 18th birthday. Why the big fuss? She's been fucking 4 guys on the French National Soccer team, including everyone's favourite Franck Ribery and Kareem Terrorist.Is France really like Senegal? Is there not enough pussy to go around so they all resort to sharing some fake breasted underaged hoe. This thing is wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Let's start with the most famous player of them all (no pun intended) Ribery.

His French ass is so ugly you just know he went 4th in the four-man rotation. There's Kareem Benezema who is an Algerian Muslim, enough said. Sidney Govou is the token negro so he was definitely batting lead-off. Then there's Ben Arfa, a French kid originally from Tunasia....he probably lost his virginity to this hoe. So all these guys for the past year have been sharing this one girl, Zahia. Ribery, who is lucky he married a white woman, has her full support in the trial accusing him of being a pedophile. These guys make millions of dollars a year and not only do they share prostitutes which is disgusting in itself, they go for the under-aged ones. Now a guy like me who is just a degenerate gambler with no hope of doing anything productive in this world; if a chick like that comes my way and wants some cock I'm not refusing. However, multi-millionare athletes are going for the young ones these days? What the fuck.

I'm convinced these guys will just fuck the first pussy they see. You got a French dude, an Algerian, a Tunasian, and a negro from Benin (where the fuck??) all sharing a  Moroccan. When I think of Morocco I think of sand and terrorists trying to fuck my shit up, it's definitely not a place I venture to bang women. I mean you're all French for fuck sakes the whole country is filled with pussies. (Literally and figuratively) You 4 twisted fucks had to get one teenager and decided to share her? Is it worth the trial for banging an under-age broad? That pussy must now be wider than Rihanna's forehead. Once again we see a huge issue with today's modern day athlete. Their decision making skills are so terrible they could legally be declared retarded. They'll stick their dick inside anything: females, males, animals, pool jets, it's all fair game. I'm out guys going to go on Expedia to book a flight to Morocco, don't ask why!

Recapping the Night: Joba does his best Kyle Farnsworth Impression. Pierce shows Kobe how it's done, and an unusal number of pushes.

NBA:

$100 Boston Celtics +165= Return of $265 (W)
$200 Boston Celtics +4 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Denver Nuggets +120 (L)
$100 Nuggets/Jazz under 216 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
MLB:
$200 Yankees -130 (L)
$100 Jays/Rays over 8.5 -115= Return of $186.96 (W)
$100 Cardinals/Giants over 6.5 -130 (L)
$100 Rockies +101= Push/Return of $100 (P)
$100 Brewers +110 (L)
$100 Brewers/Cubs over 9 +100= Push/Return of $100 (P)
$100 Mets +121= Return of $221 (W)
NHL:
$50 Bruins +130 (L)
$100 Kings/Canucks over 5.5 +120= Return of $220 (W)
$100 RedWings/Phoenix over 5 -130= Push/Return of $100 (P)

Total Wagered: $1650

Total Returned: $1765.69
Total Profit: $115.69
Total Earned to Date: $3506.66

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.