It's Only Vagina

Before I get into it I'd like to say we've had some bad news today. As you probably have heard by now, Skyservice (Canadian Airline) has shut down. That means a tonne of people are without work  including a few G&H Faithful. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, this stuff is never easy especially when you're trying to run a family, but look on the bright side, at least you have your cocks...

A few months ago I wrote about how males over-value vagina. We pay too much for it and we get less than what we paid, in return. Despite being in a recession, the cost of vagina is just too high. Once again I'm faced with another case in which a dude values the vagina far too much. A 19 year old dude from Jakarta, Indonesia recently cut off his penis and threw it in a well after his girlfriend decided to marry another dude. Was this some sort of magical vagina that has coins and monetary-notes spewing out? What the hell. It's only vagina, not worth losing your dick over. What's worse is despite him being in stable condition recovering, they can't find his cock. There is not one thing in this world I'd chop my cock off for yet in today's society teenage guys are chopping their junk off because they can't get a girl anymore. It's only pussy man the world has an abundunce of this shit.

I mean seriously okay you got your heart broken, everyone has, just smoke a fat spliff and hit up a strip club. This guy slices off his cock and throws it into a well. What is society becoming? I bet it wasn't even clean vagina the thing probably was hairy and fat and mad malaria all over it yet this dumbass is willing to lose his penis for it. What happened to the days when ladies were only good for sex, cleaning and preparing meals. These days we have them running companies, electing them to high political positions and they don't even give us sex as much as they used too. What happened to days when they were reduced to the Mexican-level and we wouldn't even let them vote. See, this is what happens when you start valuing females in the highest regard, you start losing common sense.

Now a 19 year old boy has no penis and will never have sex again. Why? Because he couldn't get a specific fish-smelling type vagina anymore. Meanwhile when I want to get action at a strip club I have to pay the chick $20 for a 4 minute song. Vagina should be like McDonalds. You walk into a strip club and you're presented with a board filled with combos: American/Canadian combo #1 $6.95.  European combo #2 $6.86 and so forth and as the numbers increase, the prices decrease. So Sengal Combo (may come with AIDS) would be like $.20 cents and I am sure there are freaks in this world willing to take that risk, sadly I know a few (not me!) Vagina should also come with 2 can dine for $6.99 combos but I'd never want to use those. See, wouldn't the world bet better? Instead we got idiots slicing off their cocks and throwing it into a well. Come on UN, you have the power to lower the price of Vagina, people are getting laid off these days and the cost of living keeps increasing, please make this possible!

Recapping the Night: Another loss, but I've had enough. I did hours upon hours of research tonight, tomorrow should be better. The cricket play is 10am so I hope your up to see it.

Soccer:

$100 Esbjerg +100= Possible return of $200 (L)
$100 Upjest -143= Possible return of $170 (L)
NBA:
$100 Milwaukee Bucks +9.5 (W)
$100 Clippers/Raptors under 205 (L)
$100 OKC +3 (W)
$100 Phoenix Suns -7 (W)
$100 Miami Heat -6.5 (W)(L)
$100 Sacramento Kings +2
$100 Dallas Maverics -2 (W)
$100 Lakers +1 (L)
NCAA:
$100 St. Louis +1 (L)
MMA:
$25 Jorge Rivera +200= Possible return of $75 (W)

Total Wagered: $1125
Total Returned: $1029.55
Total Loss: $95.45
Total Earned to Date: $800.11

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.