Why I'm Greater Than Most of The People In This World

Welcome to 2010, the year where more and more dumb shit gets rewarded. There's no such thing as journalistic integreity, accountability, or having a skill or a gift anymore. If you have 2 fat kids that smile ever so often then you're going to become a millionare. Why does retarded shit like this get popular? 183 million views and counting, that's 6 times the population of Canada, what the fuck folks? That's what is wrong with the world. In the past you had to have a certain skill to go get money. You had to hustle, every dollar you earned was well deserved in one way or another. Now, just videotape yourself doing dumb shit and you'll become a millionare in no time. "Oh no Charlie bit my finger," 6 words that made those parents instant millionares. Since they uploaded the video they've been on the Tyra Banks show and gotten a whole lot of publicity. For what? nothing.

It's 2010 and I'm consistantly surrounded by dumbasses. I won't get a job that I want because it's taken by some assclown. I won't fuck the girl I want because she's fucking the assclown with my job who happens to have a nice car. That's going to be my life in a nutshell. Then I'm going to come home and search youtube and find people exploiting there kids and making a fortune. Whatever happened to talent? Athletes no longer have to win, they just have to take 29 shots in a game because they can. People don't have to make good music anymore they get a simple catch phrase with a dance and they become instant millionares. Hell the people who you trust with your money are probably running a Ponzi scheme and for all you know you're retirement savings are fucked. That's what the world is coming too people. We'll be surrounded by faggots gettig bummed on street corners while Asians force us to speak mandarin selling us shitty ass products that don't work.

How the fuck does Nancy Grace still have a job? Why do people support Justin Bieber? How is Martin Lawrence still acting in films? Is the whole fucking world taking some form of acid I haven't found out about yet? There once was a time when dumb shit like the viral video above would get mocked and no one would pay attention to it. Now half the world is viewing it talking about how great it is and trying to imitate it. That's what is wrong with the world, everyone is a fucking puppet. No one has creativity anymore, it's filled with a bunch of yes-men who suck the dick of any person they find who happens to be more successful than them. Everybody kisses everybody elses ass and it goes around like a revolving door til the product increasingly becomes worse. Now one minute clips of a British wank laughing and crying because his brother bit is finger is amusing to the world and they should be rewarded with millions of dollars. Where the fuck are my millions? Oh wait...I'm black.

Recapping the Night: Not enough K-lube to save this night. The holocaust, 9/11 and Pearl Harbour all wrapped in one.

Cricket:

$400 Mumbai Indians -125 (L)
$500 CSK in game hedge +100= Retun of $1000 (W)
NBA:
$100 Celtics +105 (L)
$100 Cavs/Bulls under 194.5(L)
$100 Mavs +125 (L)
$100 Nuggets +105 (L)
MLB:
$100 Padres -115 (L)
$200 Cardinals -102= Return of $390.48 (W)
$100 Phillies -109 (L)
$100 Jays/Rays over 9 -105 (L)
$100 Tigers +120 (L)
$100 Yankees -135 (L)
NHL:
$100 Canucks/Kings over 5.5 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
Soccer:
$300 Seattle Sounders +180 (L)

Total Wagered: $2400

Total Returned: $1581.39
Total Loss: $818.61
Total Earned to Date: $2563.59

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.