Here's Why Females are Only to Be Fucked, Not Trusted

Busy day that never will end so this one is going to be short. Meet Jenna Jameson. Why is she famous? Cause she could probably stick 2 cocks in her vagina at the same time. The world's most famous porn star. So why is she the topic of today's blog? Because she's a dumb lying bitch like every other girl on this planet (except my mom!) Jenna Jameson got the beatdown last night, literally. Tito Ortiz, her boyfriend with whom she has 2 kids with, laid the smackdown on her candy ass. I don't condone shit like this but but watch how it all unravels.

Earlier yesterday, Jenna called the cops on her man. He gets arrested and TMZ says she has visible injuries. Torn liagments and shit. At noon Jenna says: My kids are safe and I'm okay but I'm pressing charges and all is well with the world. At 8pm the same fucking day Jenna says: I love him and want to work things out but I can't see him for a month. Bitch make-up your mind. You called the cops on his ass and now all of a sudden you want to reconcile things because you're probably starving for dick.

Jenna Jameson has made a living off selling herself. Her pussy is probably wider than the gap between Michael Strahan's teeth. Yet TMZ and the rest of the world is eating her out because she was abused. She got pinned to a floor big fucking deal. Now she can't make up her mind if she wants Tito in jail or if she wats to work things out. Why does the world place any sort of responsibility on people like this? Bitch shut the hell up and keep swollowing other people's kids.

Recapping the Night:
MLB:

$100 Mets +117 (Push)= Return of $100 (P)
$100 Cardinals -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$200 Phillies -155 (L)
$100 Diamondbacks -105= Return of $195.24 (W)
$100 Tigers +129= Return of $229 (W)
$100 Red Sox -140= Return of $171.43 (W)
NBA:
$200 Bucks +2 -110= Return of $382.83 (W)
$100 Bucks/Hawks under 190 (L)
$100 Suns/Blazers over 202 (L)
Hockey:
$100 Sabres/Bruins over 5 +115= Return of $215 (W)
$100 Capitals/Canadiens over 6 -115 (L)


Total Wagered: $1300
Total Returned: $1484.41
Total Profit: $184.41
Total Earned to Date: $2748

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.