Viva La Shut the Hell up and Speak English You Homos

I'll continue bashing Toronto Sports Fans tomorrow but right now I got more important things to deal with. Manchester United are out of the Champions League and while this haunts me, I keep thinking about the one thing that changed the game. The fucking piece of shit son of a prostitute beastiality loving, Franck Ribery decided the outcome of the game. If he doesn't get up and yell at the ref and throw his hands in the air like the French pansy that he is, then Manchester United advance. I've come to the conclusion that the french get off too easy, Paris should be the new Istanbul where people would avoid going even if they were paid. The French are all good for nothing people that make Justin Bieber seem harder than Suge Knight.

Let's start with Canada. I know I promised to not make fun of you anymore, Canada, after those cheques came but why the fuck did you force me to learn this shitty ass language for the first 14 years of my life. Could I get laid speaking this fucking giberish? Je suis eat a dick. Then you have the French all living in one shitty province where they don't have to pay as much for alcohol as I do and on top of that they get MMA events. What the fuck did they do to deserve this? Why the hell didn't you kick these pussies out when they wanted to leave back in the day. Instead I'm forced to learn their shitty ass language and watch them enjoy cheap ass booze. C'mon Canada stop being fucking homos. You fought in 2 World Wars and held your own, surely you could do something about the annoying ass french that plague our society. Enough with the fake french though let's dig deeper into the real French people. Mark Twain once said: "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."

People say Paris is the land of love where people go to vacation and have plenty of sex. Quit lying folks there isn't anyone having sex in Paris. I don't like to formulate opinions on the looks of men but which self-respecting female is going to fuck Franck Ribery. France isn't filled with hot supermodels and fine cuisine The place should be renamed, Little Dakar. It is filled with fucked up Africans running around. Not your typical "Seal" fucked up African, the guy who is banging Hiedi Klum. I'm talking about those fuckers in places like Sierra Leone and shit running around with AK47s shooting 8 and 9 year olds for territory and a bag of spoiled milk. That's what Paris is like, don't let the government fool you. Next time you want to make the world a better place don't punch a French person in the face. Pee in their mouths and find the longest rod you can and shove it up their asses. Or do like my role model Method Man once saidL staple their assholes (no homo) and keep feeding and feeding and feeding them.

Recapping the Night: Shitty night that I will never understand. Bobcats give up a 3 with 1 second left. Detroit lose in extra innings, Mets lose in extra innings, and the Mariners lose in the ninth. Cubs also blew a late lead. The wrong side of almost everything. I'll bounce back.

Cricket:

$100 Rajasthan Royals -138= Possible return of $172.73 (W)
$100 Delhi Daredevils -175= Possible return of $157.14 (L)
MLB:
$50 Chicago Cubs +138= Possible return of $119 (L)
$100 Cardinals -135= Possible return of $174.07 (W)
$50 Mets +108= Possible return of $104 (L)
$100 Yankees +135= Possible return of $235 (W)
$100 Detroit -130= Possible return of $176.92(L)
$50 Seattle +115= Possible return of $107.50 (L)
$50 Dodgers/Pirates over 8= Possible return of $95.45 (L)
NBA:
$100 Denver Nuggets +2 -110 (W)
$100 Utah Jazz -5 -110 (L)
$100 Denver/OKC over 210.5 -110 (L)
$50 Bucks -7.5 -110 (W)
$100 Golden State -1.5 (W)
$100 GS/Wolves over 230 (L)
$100 Bobcats +1 (P)

Total Wagered: $1400

Total Returned: $1066
Total Loss $334
Total Earned to Date: $867.17

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.