The KKK Rally is Coming Up Again

Every year, around this time, it happens. The soft gay ass music is played in the commercials and CBS pushes the hell out of it. It being the Masters. With March Madness coming to an end it's time for the white people to come back and take their reign in the sporting world. Except this year, their token white boy, Tiger Woods fucked up pretty bad. It's bad enough March Madness is coming to an end but everytime I tune into CBS why the hell are they playing that gay ass music. Jim Nantz doesn't even pay his child-support on time yet we're all graced with his pedophile sounding voice while he talks about a sport that no one cares about, golf.

Here's a fun fact, before 1982 all golfers were forced to use an Augusta National Club Caddy. The caddies were all African Americans. Why not just call it the KKK Tourney of Champions. Duke (the almost all white basketball team) have the best chance at winning March Madness and then right after that the Masters start. White folks all over the world are screaming "take that Obama." Not to mention females are not permitted to join the Augusta National Golf Club. The white man has even taken away the thing black men love most, white hoes. Golf contains as much excitement as whatever is showing at 7pm on the CPAC channel yet CBS decides to shove this down our throats. Tiger Woods won't win yet I can forsee the future and it's all going to be about Tiger Woods and how great he is or apologizing to his wife and how amazing  he is for returning so soon.

Fuck that ass clown Tiger Woods. He doesn't have a sex addiction, he just loves vagina (and if you've ever read some of his text messages, he loves a lot more freaky shit) The Masters, despite being sexist and racist should have a new rule. A "write in-invite" would be a great start. The world gets to chose 1 athlete who gets an invitation to play in the Masters. It would make things a whole lot interesting instead of watching rich white people swing clubs in proper attire talking about the different grass types and texture of the grass. My athlete write-in would be Ron Artest....I could dream. Until then brace yourself black folks, this upcoming week is going to piss us all off. I hope the Mexican or wannabe-Mexican Angel Cabrera wins. Take that CBS!

Recapping the Night: Today wasn't a "Good Friday" for me. Hopefully we bounce back Saturday. Looking at the NBA board I fell into some old habits, going on the away team twice too many.
Cricket:

$100 Banglore Royal Challengers -175= Possible return of $157.14 (W)
Soccer:
$100 West Brom -162= Possible return of $161.54 (W)
$100 Millwall -200= Possible return of $150 (L)
$100 Norwich -125= Possible return of $180 (L)
$100 Nacional -138= Possible return of $172.74 (W)
$100 Aab -138= Possible return of $172.73 (L)
NBA:
$100 New Orleans Hornets +3.5 (L)
$100 Suns/Pistons Over 211 (L)
$100 Miami Heat +1 (W)
$100 Bulls/Wizzards over 191 (L)
$100 Bulls -5 (W)
$100 Magic +3 (L)
$100 Knicks/Warriors over 236 (W)
Arena Football:
$50 Iowa Barnstormers +7.5 (L)
$50 Spokane Shock -1 (L)

Total Wagered: $1400

Total returned: $1064.15
Total loss: 335.85
Total Earned to date: $817.70

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.