Before I get into it I'd just like to say I'm motherfuckin back. Had to take a few days off to get somethings out the way but thanks for all your patience. I just want to say ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Take that Europe, you fuckers aren't going anywhere for a while. If there's one thing I hate about Europeans it's the nationalism. Where you from? Oh Glasgow, we live in council homes but we have the best city in the world. Where you from? Oh Romania, we have gypsies and people who look like unicorns but we're the best country in the world. Like fuck off Europe, your all a bunch of Kylie Minogue listening, speedo wearing faggots.
Everyday I'm in one way or another forced to hear about how great Europe is. How soccer is so amazing, how the mild temperatures are great and how the girls are amazing. It was so amazing that they needed help from the Western World in order to save themselves, twice. Europe, eat a dick and I'm glad that you're all stranded and suffering and bitching because of the Icelandic volcano . Pipe down Europe you gave us Oasis, the Beatles, and Abba no need to tell us how great you are. The greatest thing that could have happened to the world was the Icelandic Volcano. We are spared from your skinny-jeans loving, faggot metro-sexual attitude. Real men drink beer, listen to Sam Cooke and fuck bitches with fat asses. We don't wear sweatered vests, listen to techno and and have orgies that are a 7 to1 dick to pussy ratio. Our cops pack heat and shoot at random black people. They don't wear Prada, listen to the Opera and drive shitty ass scooters or drink coffee in small ass cups.
Europe has laughed at us for years upon years. I know of faggot ass Dutch people who laughed during 9/11, Russias/English who discredited the Winter Olympics because they couldn't compete and the English boo'd the American National Anthem during the Ricky Hatton/ Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight. Now they're all stranded with their cocks in their hand moaning and bitching because they can't leave. I'm sure Europe is a nice place, to visit when your going to die. What the fuck am I going to do in that shitty English weather? When I want pussy in Central Europe should I flag down a gypsie? When I want to sleep in Northern Europe am I expected to lay my head in some big ass castle? C'mon Europe you don't have shit but football (soccer) and the occasional hot bird who don't even fuck with men. Rather vacation in Darfur.
Recapping the Night: We got lucky with the Suns/Trailblazers game but oh well, we've had enough bad luck let's keep it rolling.
Cricket:
$200 Chennai Superkings -162=Return of $323.08 (W)
$100 Delhi Daredevils -138 (L)
Soccer:
$300 Real Madrid -275= Return of $409.09 (W)
$200 Colorado Rapids -138= Return of $345.45(W)
NBA:
$200 Dallas -4.5 -110= Return of $381.82(W)
$300 Phoenix/Portland over 204.5 -110= Return of $572.72 (W)
$100 Orlando -10 (L)
$100 Lakers -7.5= Return of $190.91 (W)
$50 Phoenix -8 (L)
$50 Lakers/OKC over 196.5 (L)
Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $2223.08
Total Profit: $623.08
Total Earned to Date: $3152.51
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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