Made For Everyone But Blacks

I have a friend who has happened to move up in life. He recently purchased a BlackBerry in an effort to improve his life. There comes a certain level of joy when black people are able to afford a blackberry because most of them just sit at home wanking expecting the world to give them something for no reason at all. (Sounds like someone we all know!) So he purchased this BlackBerry and is trying to set it all up. There's only one problem, after spending over 3+ hours trying to set it up, he still hasn't figured it out. RIM I want you to think about this long and hard for a moment. 44% of all prisoners in the USA happen to be black despite them only counting for 12% of America's population. Over 40% of blacks here in Toronto drop out of school before Grade 11. So my question to you Jim Balsillie is this, do you think it's a great fucking idea selling this complicated ass technology to black people?

We've only been free for a couple hundred years for fuck sakes, we don't know how to work BlackBerries or IPhones. Give us Turntables and a Mic or even a gun and we'll show you what we can do but a BlackBerry? We may have the newest Jordans, the girl with the biggest ass, the best ganja on this planet, and we may be incredible athletes but none of those things make us intelligent. Look at today's display picture, does that motherfucker look like he could use the latest technology? This isn't only pertaining to phones either I've had a toaster oven for about 4 weeks now and I don't know how to fucking use the thing. Every now and then I eat toast and I like that shit burnt as fuck. There are 4 settings on that oven and not one of them give me the toast I want. Bake, Toast, Warm, and Broil are the 4 settings and I've tried every single one and not one of them could give me dark ass toast in a reasonable time. I don't even know what Broil means? What the fuck does it mean to Broil something? It takes me 45 minutes to get the black toast that I want when the simple one we had previously did it all in 5.

At the end of the day black people hate responsibiliy and that's why we shouldn't be sold complicated-ass technology. Why do you think we abandon our kids before they are born? We can't handle all that shit, we rather smoke blunts and listen to Dr. Dre, not change diapers. You know the world is getting worse when people actually trust that blacks could handle the responsibilities of things like GPS systems, phones, and toaster ovens that say Broil on them. We picked cotton for years upon years and all of a sudden the world expects us to know this shit. There's a reason why most of us still live in Huts and dance around skulls and steal from expensive ships, come on folks stop putting your trust in us.

Recapping the Night: We went for the homerun and it didn't work. Slow and steady Wins the Race I guess.
MLB:
$500 Marlins -105 (L)
$500 Brewers -156 (L)
$500 Giants/Phillies over 7 +100= Return of $1000 (W)
$100 Sox/Jays over 8.5 -110 (L)
$200 Twins +100 (L)
$200 Cincy Reds -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
Soccer:
$500 Barca/Inter under 2.5 +100= Return of $1000 (W)
NBA:
$100 Hawks/Bucks Over 191.5 (L)
$100 Denver/Utah over 216= Return of $190.91 (W)
Hockey:
$100 Canadiens +287= Return of $387 (W)

Total Wagered: $2800

Total Returned: $2968.39
Total Profit: $168.39
Total Earned to Date: $2480.03

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.