Stop Lying to the Girls

I know the music game for the most part has gone to shit because of little faggots like Justin Bieber running around but we all need to stop it. Lately I've been noticing an increasing trend in songs promoting inner beauty. Could we quit lying to them already. Nobody trully believes that piece of shit looking Hippo in the movie "Precious" is beautiful. Hoes, James Blunt was lying when he said you're beautiful. This inner-beauty nonsense is all a big lie because it doesn't exist. If inner beauty made any difference then Oprah and Tracy Chapman would be getting plowed every night. Life's a bitch and the sooner the young ones realize that the more successful they'll be.

L'Oreal says "buy my product because you're worth it." The truth is, if you're fat, downright ugly, or have no physical appeal the your not worth it. There's always hotter looking girls ready to take your spot. It's irresponsible that people like Tyra Banks influence the younger ones into thinking that they shouldn't watch what they eat and they don't have to do anything they don't want to. If I lived a life where I only did things I wanted then I'd subsititute ever meal for alcohol, wouldn't pay taxes and steal shit any chance I get. In life you have to do things you don't want to in order to get ahead and for females that's sucking the right dick, fucking the right people and looking fine as hell. People like James Blunt talk about inner-beauty, then when they finish recording the song they find the sexiest hooker they can and do lines off her tits. There's no inner-beauty in that, it's all a bloody lie. If we keep up this positive attitude about not selling sex, in 10 years every bitch out there is going to be fat, disgusting and not giving a fuck about their appearence because they're sexy on the inside.

Ladies, bulimia doesn't hurt anyone. In fact, by not becoming bullemic the chances are you'll be fat and disgusting and live lonely miserable lives wishing you were fit and sexy. Forget inner-beauty, what's on the outside is the only thing that counts. Start wearing the skirts a little higher and hang the tits out a bit more and you'll see how far you get ahead. After a big meal, march proudly into the bathroom and stick the toothbrush handle in the back of your throat and remember that you're doing it because you love yourself and want to get ahead of everybody else. Skip meals when your stomach feels full and it's okay to fuck your boss to get that promotion, it means that your beautiful and he sees that. Think of it like this, if you didn't love yourself, then you wouldn't go through the hassle of all the work it takes to get a step ahead in life, so next time you think about eating that burger, you're not loving yourself and you don't care where you end up.

Recapping the Night: Pulled the Trigger too damn quick in cricket. Hedged it when I didn't need too. I'll make up for it:

Soccer:

$150 Swindon -225= Possible return of $166.67 (L)
$100 Estudiantes LP =120= Possible return of $183.33 (W)
$100 Rubin Kaza -200= Possible return of $150 (L)
$50 Vitoria Setubal +140= Possible return of $120 (L)
$100 Boca Juniors +105= Possible return of $205 (W)
Baseball:
$50 Milwaukee +135 (L)
$100 Chicago White Sox -120= Possible return of $180 (W)
$100 Rays/Orioles over 8.5 -120 (L)
$50 Mariners -116 (L)
$100 Red Sox/Twins Over 9 -110 (L)
$100 Texas Rangers -110 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$50 Braves/Padres over 7.5 +115 = Possible return of $107.50 (W)
$50 Cincy Reds +140= Possible return of $120 (W)
NBA:
$100 Raps/Pistons under 202 -110 (L)
$100 Hawks -1 -110 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)

Total Wagered : $1300
Total Returned: $1177.65
Total Loss:  $122.65
Total Earned to Date: $1255.77

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.