What's Wrong With Toronto Sports Fans: Toronto Argos

Fuck, it's 3:27am and I was supposed to be finished about 45mins ago and in bed. Instead, I decided to pop one off and I'm very meticulous with my porn so I spent a lot of time searching for the right type. Part 2 of the 5 part series, today we look at fans of the Toronto Argos. It's fitting that once upon a time, the Argos had the biggest weed-smoker in football history because he's a direct representation of their fans, minus the athleticism. See Argos fans live shitty ass lives. A lot of them died because this league has been going on forever so it's almost like a dying breed. The ones that still support the Argos are people who are stupid, or better yet known as Nationalists. In all reality, Argos fans shouldn't even exist but every season there they are cheering on the athletes on the field who everyday wish they were in the NFL.

I once asked Warren Sapp on twitter, why didn't he ever try a shot at the CFL when he still had gas in the tank. His response " Fuck that shit my knees can't deal with that fake turf and it's colder than a miner's ass." I find the latter part of his response disturbing that he knows the temperature inside a miner's ass but for the most part he was accurate. How seriously can you take a league that has 8 teams, and two of the teams share one owner. Seriously, what the fuck? It's like Mark Cuban owning both the Dallas Mavericks and the Atlanta Hawks, what kind of a league is this? One word sums it all up: bush. Yet there are people in this city that support this shit. A sport that completely neglects the run game, is filled with punts, and in most cases you get a free point just for attempting a field goal. Not to mention, the posts are in the middle of the fucking end-zone. Nothing better than a WR trying to run routes and having to avoid a big ass post in the middle of the end-zone.

To be honest I don't know how or why people support the Argos. It isn't cheap, the quality has deteriorated over the years and how much fun could it possibly be winning the championship in an 8-team league. The only logical explanation I could offer is that people support the Argos either have big psychological problems or are virgins with no hope of getting laid anytime soon. To fill this "gap" in their lives they compensate by viewing shitty football in a shitty league.  On a 25 degree day when everyone is at the beach or on the patio getting wasted and eventually getting some tail, Argos fans are at the Rogers Centre cheering on division 2 players and eating over-priced Pizza. Sounds the life people live when they are just waiting to die. Go Argos! and Lions!?

Recapping the Night: America's past-time was good to me.
NCAA:

$200 Butler +7.5 -110= Possible return of $381.82 (W)
$100 Butler/Duke over 128 -110= Possible return of $190.91 (L)
MLB:
$50 Phillies/Nationals under 7.5 +100= Possible return of $100 (L)
$100 Mets -119= Possible return of $184.03 (W)
$50 Dodgers/Pirates over 8.5= Possible return of 94.45 (W)
$50 Chicago Cubs +118= Possible return of $119 (L)
$50 Rockies/Brewers over 7.5= Possible return of $97.62 (W)
$100 SF Giants -126= Possible return of $179.37 (W)
$100 Texas Rangers -137= Possible return of $172.99 (W)
$50 Detroit Tigers +103= Possible return of $101.50 (W)
$100 LA Angels -128= Possible return of $178.13 (W)
Soccer:
$50 Blackpool -110= Possibe return of $95.45 (W)
$50 West Brom -110= Possible return of $95.45 (L)
$100 Leeds +100= Possible return of $200 (W)
$150 Odense BK= Possible return of $232.50 (L)
Cricket:
$100 Deccan Chargers -125= Possible return of $180 (L)

Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1685.36
Total Profit: $285.36
Total Earned To Date: $1385.71

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.