What's Wrong With Toronto Sports Fans: Toronto Maple Leafs

Leaf Fans you aren't hated because your team has been complete shit for the past 40+ years. You're hated because you are the most unrealistic bunch of idiots out there and at some point most of us in this city who don't support the Leafs wish you all would die with aids. There are two types of Leafs fans. On one hand you have the loyal guys who support their team, realize that they are completely garbage but will support the team through thick and thin with the hopes that one day, they will succeed. Then there are the ones who crowd the bars, talk about how fucking great they are, and everytime the Leafs score a goal they plan the parade.


In the past, the unrealistic assclowns that support the team were just loser white guys. Avoid the white people and you would be able to avoid the typical Leafs fan. However, because Toronto is so amazing shitty, multiculturalism has gotten the best of us. These days the unrealistic Leafs fan planning the parade on Yonge street come in all different shapes, sizes, and from various parts in the world. Punjabis, Chinese, Mexicans, Blacks you simply can't avoid them. They don't go anywhere for a vacation because the money they would spend on a vacation is used to sit in the lower bowl at the Air Canada Centre for a 5-2 loss against the Nashville Predators. They huddle around the television every Saturday night to hear Don Cherry, a failed NHL player and coach who dresses like a homo for attention spew his nationalist bullshit.


Leaf fans I can't lie, if ever I get the chance to see them lift the cup I'd rush my ass to Yonge St. and attempt to have one huge orgy with delusional white girls. However, that isn't going to happen anytime soon. Show some humility and you may be liked a little. Instead you're all a bunch of arrogant pricks like Ron Wilson and Brian Burke. White folks, I'd also advise against going to the Air Canada Centre for a Leafs game next year. With Nazem Kadri in the line-up imagine all the terrorists that are going to pack that place with backpacks just waiting for the right oppurtunity to blow, literally. It's going to be like Kandahar in that motherfucker, everyday. Little Mosque on the Prairie was only the beginning, in 2025 we are all going to be wearing turbans praying to Allah 5x a day. Lord just take me now. (just kidding!)


Recapping the Night: Shitty end in the Mariners game ruined a profitable day but can't complain, could have been much worse.
Cricket:
$200 Mumbai Indians -138= Possible Return of $345.45 (L)
NBA:
$100 Cavs -6.5 (W)
$100 Warriors/Wizards over 219 (L)
$100 Hawks +4.5 (L)
$100 Celtics -7.5 (L)
MLB:
$50 Giants +128= Possible return of $114 (W)
$100 Seattle Mariners +122= Possible return of $222 (L)
$100 LA Angels -126= Possible return of $179.37 (L)
$150 Yankees +132= Possible return of $348 (W)
$100 Yanks/Bo Sox over 9.5 -110= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Orioles/TB Rays over 8.5 -110= Possible return of $190.91 (L)
Soccer:
$50 Inter +130= Possible return of $115 (W)
$100 Huddersfield -175= Possible return of $157.14 (W)
$50 Inverness -125= Possible return of $90 (W)
$50 Ross County +110= Possible return of $105 (L)
$50 Over 2.5 goals Barca/Arsenal +125= Possible return of $112.50 (W)


Total Wagered: $1500
Total Returned: $1315.46
Total Loss: $184.54
Total Earned to Date: $1201.17
 
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.