Ever since Monica Lewinsky started blowing Bill's dick there have been comparisons that all politicians are black people (some in disguise). I'm starting to believe that it's true. John Edwards had a chick on the side for a while and ended up getting her preggers. Seriously John, you got your side-chick pregnant? What's your excuse for not wrapping it up. Now, during the weekend he took his wife to look for a house for his side-chick and his child (which he once denied) It doesn't get more blacker than that. This lazy politician attitude isn't restricted to U.S.A though. Our own hard working Canadian government has decided to shut down parliament to observe the Winter olympics. What's next, shutting down parliament so they could watch Blue Jays day games at the Rogers Centre?
Toronto is broke, the Russians want to steal our glaciers, we're having a hard time extracting oil sands and these cunts are all going west to cheer on athletes that participate in Skeleton. All these politicians exemplify lazy, stubborn, and irresponsible behaviour. Sounds like a particular group of people I happen to know. Whether your watching meaningless college football, getting your side-chick pregnant and subsequently buying them a house, or taking weeks off to observe a series of sports no one gives a flying fuck about, you're just contributing to fucking up the world more and more. When the Asians are ruling the world, making everyone eat Lassy, chew loudly and males outnumber females 7 to 1 we could all thank people like Barack, John Edwards, and the Canadian government.
Recapping Picks: There's a section on the right dedicated to the Month's Statistics and how much money we're swimming in. (Assuming you bet $100 per game) Almost all my odds were -110 except a small few so they are only estimates but if you've bet every game (I know a few of you have) then that's how much money you should have earned. Today we went 2-2-1 and 56-48-2 on the month. Tomorrow we start a new record for February.
Today's Picks: Check in Later for More
Texas vs Oklahoma St...................................Texas -2
LA Lakers vs Memphis Grizzlies..................Lakers -2
Phoenix Suns vs New Orleans Hornets.................Suns +1
Utah Jazz vs Dallas Mavericks............................Over 199
All lines provided by: http://www.bet365.com/
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
4 comments:
I missed yesterday's post but seriously bro...you bet the PRO BOWL? You have issues, do not pass go, immediately hit rehab for your gambling addiction.
I thought Romo would have all the time in the world and shine. Romo and McNabb vs Young and Gerrard...at -2.5 it looked good. Until his ass got sacked about 3x and threw an interception at the end. Seriously, they weren't even trying to sack him and dude was walking into it.
Like I told your bro I also laid $20 for Lady Gaga to Win Song of the Year for "Pokerface" at +460.
Severe issues!
Thing is, everyone was sucked into the hype of Obama as president. First black president and he would make a difference. Now heres the problem. HE hasn't done anything worth noting, he's constantly being interviewed for entertainment purposes (Oprah), he has a documentary, book and his wife discusses her fashion choices. Top it all off, "what are the Obama daughters wearing?" is a huge topic. Pathetic. Hey Obama, I hope you can prove me wrong and do something with your power.
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