Who Dat?

Going to switch up the format today. I'm far too happy with the money I've won today to be angry at the world. Instead I'll just list my observations from the Superbowl which happened to win me a combined $723 after betting the money line, spread and under. Here goes:

-Queen Latifah singing God Bless America is like smelling your hand after fingering a chick you suspected was nasty. Never again.
-Carrie Underwood: That 1:47 National Anthem was a reason you haven't banged anyone better than Tony Romo. That says a lot.
- Heads: Ching Ching
- The Canada olympics advertisements makes me want to kill myself. Talk about overdone. It's like hyping up the Westminter Dog show.
- Fuck Manning's big ass head. He could have rescued Haiti with that.
-The Haitian scores a TD. Good on him. His TD celebration should have been the "Harlem Shake"
- I'd bang Tim Tebow's mom
- Tiger Woods should have used a Superbowl Commerical to apologize. Would have been hilarious and he'd get back on the good side for sure.
- The Who are just old and shitty. They remind me of Favre. Thank you Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake.
-Watching the hopes of those who coin Manning the "greatest ever" dwindle as the Saints return the int 70 yards. He could throw for as many yards as he wants but the 1 interception cost his team the Superbowl.
-Reggie Bush is going to get some fine second-hand coochie tonight.
- Shockey is going to get his ring.
- Fuck the Saints owner. He wanted to move the team to San Antonio. They could share the spotlight with the Spurs and the Mexicans who ride those bulls in gay ass clothes and call it the Rodeo. The damage bull-riding does to one's cock is probably uncomprehensible.
-The guy carrying the trophy to the stage has the most stressful job of the night. How the fuck is that old dude supposed to dodge all those fat asses grabbing the trophy.
- The NO kicker has a good claim for MVP. Wouldn't that be ironic. Kickers are the ones hoes go too after they've fucked the Quarterback, Wide Receivers, Running Backs, Linebackers, Linemen, Practice Squad players and the equipment managers.
- Drew Brees' kid is going to get a lot of pussy in 15 years or so and all he has to mention is his dad's name.
-Reggie Bush pretty much did fuck all but look at all the attention he gets from the reporters.
- Why did that big ass negro grab the cheerleader's pom-poms and start dancing like a chick. in 10 years he'll pull a John Amaechi.
- Football withdrawal begins.

Recapping Picks: 3-1 on the night. Very profitable night when you add the Saints ML. 21-17 on the month.

Today's Picks:

Villanova vs West Virginia............Villanova +4.5
Kansas vs Texas..........................Kansas -1
Niagara vs Rider..........................Niagara -1


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.