We're So Much More than America's Little Brother

It's no suprise that Americans for the most part are a bunch of Elitists. (If you don't know what it means look it up...I'm talking to you Scarborough) However, for a country whose main identity has been to differentiate with America, I've begin to realize in the last little bit that they hold the same fucking shitty elitist attitude that most Americans have. Canada spends all it's time telling people that they are not the USA. Just check out the "Joe Canada" commercials Molson gives us. They love harping on the fact the they aren't associated with the USA and have their own identity. Yet all Canadians ever fucking talk about how great they are, at least the Americans to a certain extent back their shit up.

I'm sitting here watching the Olympics (ya as you can tell it was another shitty gambling night) and there are two Canadians in the final speed skating race. The Chinese chick beat the living shit out of her competition and the ugly Canadian bitch came second. Instead of talking about the great performance the Chinese chick put on, everyone and their mother went on about how great it was to get that Silver. Why the fuck did that ugly platypus looking Canadian bitch take a victory lap and start crying, her ass didn't win. Then I see Shaun White put on a once in a lifetime performance. I was watching this "Hashpipe" event and I thought it was pretty fucking cool until Shaun White came in and made the thing incredible. The air and just the way he raped the pipe it was trully amazing to watch. However as soon as it was over fucking CTV switched so they could have an interview with the Platypus bitch who got smoked by the Chinese lady. The female hockey team which is no doubt a strong team i beating teams 18-0 (teams who could barely skate) and they still celebrate each goal pretending their competition isn't a bunch of Special Ed. kids

Canada, lets face it, you are no fucking different than the Americans you try to dissassociate yourself with every fucking day. You scream about the free Health-care but I've waited 14 hours in Emergency with a broken hand. You scream about how great Canada is yet there are only 3 cities in the whole fucking country anyone with the right sense of mind would want to live in. Your own National soccer team uses Qwest Field as their national soccer stadium. You've given the world Nickleback, Avril Lavigne, and Bryan Adams....even Jim Carrey pretends you don't exist. Your football league which you rant and rave about has 8 teams and 7 owners...figure that one out. You got oil sands that you can't extract, women who are stuck-up assclowns (except those from Montreal) and anyone with real talent heads down south so they can make a life for themselves. Thank God for Terry Fox, oh wait he cancels out when you consider what KD Lang has done for the reputation of this country.

Recapping Picks: Fuck. No loss no gain though I should have fucking won that Duke game.4-4 on the night and 45-40 on the month. Lord Gamblor as some people like to call him owes me.

Today's Picks:

Syracuse vs Georgetown...................Syracuse +2
Denver Nuggets vs Cleveland Cavs...Nuggets +6
Wisconsin vs Minnesota....................Wisconsin +1.5
California vs Oregon St....................California -6
St. Marys vs San Diego St................St Marys -7
Pittsburgh vs Marquette..........................Pittsburgh +6.5
Canada vs Switzerland...........................Canada -4.5
Russia vs Slovakia.................................Russia -2.5
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.