The Cookie is Crumbling

A few weeks ago we heard about Dubai being broke as fuck and wondering why. Add Greece, Portugal, and Spain to the list because as of today we heard they're fucking broke and the EU is cracking. Does this come as a suprice? After takeing courses upon courses on European history I've come to the conclusion that they are the most fucked up people on the planet. Where do we start? Let's begin with the terrorists in Turkey who claim to be European but  situated in the middle east. Why the fuck would Europe want to associate themselves with a place called Istanbul? The name alone creeps the shit out of me. These people were leveling out Armenians years ago. Hitler's motivation for the Holocaust was based on the Armenian genocide. This is only the beginning.

Let's move on over to Spain. One of the most racist countries on the planet. The only reason Spain looks nice is because the British have shittier lives and enjoy the weather and beaches. Other than that what the fuck does Spain have to offer to anyone. France is being run by a bunch of Africans who live in the slums and scare everyone away. We could move on to the skinheads in Germany who go blowing up schools and listening to Marylin Manson while plotting crimes like the Mansons did. Poland...who? Ukraine? Gypsies. Romania? Gypsies. Hungary?...who. Bulgaria? Warlords and just mafia men fucking the hottest bitches the world has to offer. Bulgaria might be the best country in Europe. A few days ago I pointed out how Socialist Sweden was pretty fucked up and Ikea is run by a dude who supported the pro-Nazi movement. We have Denmark which is probably the nicest and most "sane" country in Europe. They also got some fly women. Then there's Russia. I once spent a night in Montreal bar-hopping and club hopping with this Russian dude who claimed people stole everything he had back in Russia. Somewhere along the lines, I kid you not he took me to some pro-Nazi spot where people were just blasting some weird sounding shit and pictures of Hitler were everywhere. How did this shit even exist? The worst part was me, a black dude from Scarborough is in the middle of the dance-floor wondering where the fuck am I with a pint in my hand. Russians are some cold motherfuckers.

Saved the best for last. (By the way I failed to recognize Italians because we got a shitload of them here and everything you need to know is on Jersey Shore) For whatever reason I happen to have a tonne of friends who are either Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian. Now in Western Culture when you want to insult someone you say " fuck you" or " eat a dick" Things pretty mild with no hidden personal meaning; just a straight up insult. When you want to insult someone in this part of the world you say " a horse with the bloody dick fucks your sister on the mothers grave." Seriously if that isn't fucked up then I don't know what is. The people from these 3 countries all hate each other from previous wars,battles, who the fuck knows. If you want some entertainment just search these countries up on youtube and you'd see some pretty hilarious yet fucking serious videos. All these people hate each other for one reason or another and it has spilled on from previous generations. Hell even the shitty Canadian Soccer League has to take a bunch of precautions everytime Toronto Croatia and the Serbian team meet. In the end the fact that Europe is going broke (with the exception of powerful Germany) are symptoms of the fact that they are all fucked up and there aren't enough shrinks in the world to heal this people. At least they play good soccer!

Recapping Picks: 5-1 on the night and 28-19 on the year. Despite the success I'm puzzled by the way Wisconsin laid down to Illinois who were 9 point dogs. Oh well these things happen and I am not complaining.

Today's Picks:

Georgia Tech vs Miami...............................Georgia Tech +1
Duke vs UNC............................................Duke -6
Orlando Magic vs Chicago Bulls.................Magic -3.5
Florida vs South Carolina...........................Florida +2
Philadelphia 76ers vs Toronto Raptors.........76ers +6
Miami Heat vs Atlanta Hawks.....................Heat +7

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.