We're Losing 'Em.

If you're like me and for whatever reason you prefer the white vagina (though you know you'd never marry them) then we got a problem on our hands. Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods' soon to be ex-wife) represented the last of a dying breed. For whatever reason there are a lot of dark skinned cats like myself who just prefer the white girls. It's coming to an end. Whether you like to admit or not, they aren't digging us as much as they once did and it's a terrible scene. If you grew up in a Caribbean household like myself then you'd understand why the weave, bold attitude, and infatuation with looking like Halle Berry or Beyonce is just too much to fucking handle all the time. It's refreshing to turn on the tv and see Miley,  Jo-Jo, Elisha Cuthbert do her thing. The white girls have been pleasing us for a long time but the writing was on the wall a long time ago.

The whole infatuation with white girls began in grade school when the boys realized those white girls have no shame. They will do anything and everything during sex. Vacuum cleaners, sybians, cucumbers, Tilex bottles, Ipod shuffles, swiffer broom handles, you name it and they've done it. However, it's 2010 and they've decided that they no longer want to swallow. What the fuck?? I've seen girls do some crazy shit but somehow, somewhere along the lines they've come to the conclusion that swallowing isn't cool. Spitters are for quitters and we all know that but not swallowing was the first sign that white girls have begun to stick to their own race. There once was a time when you could lie to her, forget her birthday, force her to have sex, and convince her that everyone was out to get her. They no longer fall for these things because these days they are actually taking their parents advice

We used to tell them bullshit stories about our lives in order to suck money from them. In other words we gave them a false sense of hope. " Oh honey I'm getting a recording deal next week." "Oh honey I have Division 1 scouts ready to offer me a contract" or in my low-ass achieving case: " Oh honey I'm moving up from bag boy to cashier." These lies no longer work and neither does the bullshit grades we were getting. We all know white girls have a safety net in their parents so they never gave a fuck about grades. You impressed them more by skipping class and getting Ds because they liked having a bad boy. The recession has caused their parents to force them to do well in school and thus our stupid asses are raking up Ds for no reason. (Lets face it even if we tried in school we'd still get Ds) I think the well has run dry. They've  started to stick to their own race and in turn forcing us to go back to those we dread. They say the grass is greener on the other side, all I see is dead patches and shitty soil.

Recapping Picks: No loss, no gain. Though it's starting to piss me off. Blah I know I know I need patience. 3-3 on the night and 41-36 on this cold ass February month.

Today's Picks: I'm going for broke, beating the hell out of this board. Check in throughout the day because I'm betting on everything I like:

Miami Heat vs NJ Nets............................Heat -6.5
Utah Jazz vs New Orleans Hornets...........Jazz -3.5
Phoenix Suns vs Dallas Mavs...................Suns +4.5
West Virginia vs Providence....................West Virginia -7
Duke vs Miami Florida............................Duke -7.5
Texas vs Missouri...................................Texas +2.5
Penn St. vs Northwestern........................Penn St. +7
Toronto Raptors vs Memphis Grizzlies......Under 217
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.