The Most Accurate Respresentation of Canada, Ever.

For those of you wondering about the picture, it has nothing to do with anything but it's more amusing than anything that was on television last night. I told myself I wasn't going to watch that gay Olympics shit but with no where to go and having to choose between that or the NBA Rookie garbage I decided to flick back and forth. I must say it was a fantastic job done by whoever organized it and props go out to them. These olympics are shaping up to be a great representation of Canada. Using taxpayers money to transport snow, creating tracks so dangerous people are dying before the event even starts and having such a fucking gay ceremony.

What the fuck was that piece of shit? These Olympics are costing us $8 billion and it's as if the people in charge of organizing it decided to blow 7 billion on 3D porn so they could masturbate interactively. I'm still trying to process what I just saw. Wayne Gretzky in the back of some pick-up truck being chased by a punch of punk kids and a bunch of Natives who were probably paid in alcohol and tobacco jumping around inside BC place like they just found a bottle of Jack Daniels. There was some kid singing the National Anthem and she was up there so long it was like she went through an entire Miley Cyrus cd. The fake snow, the gay acrobatic shit, it was all just a big mess. To top it all off I flick to the channel just in time to see a fat Clay Aiken start singing and then someone on twitter tells me that it's KD Lang. I'm thinking this fat Clay Aiken dude's real name is probably Kane David Lang so I go to wikipedia to figure out who the fuck this guy is.

Nope, it's some dyke chick named Kathryn Dawn Lang. Of course we can't forget the token black guy from Ghana but for fuck sakes even the Jamaicans were white. The ceremony was a big hump fest for Native folks and French people, both virtually non-existant in relevant parts of Canada. The Native ones are all bitching in far off places where nobody has to put up with them and there are like 20k French people in Canada and they all can be seen at the Bell Centre on Saturday nights. However someone thought it was a great idea to involve them in the Olympics because we in Canada celebrate unity. So when the world looked to Canada last night what did they see? An ugly lesbian singing, a bootleg Miley Cyrus, the death of a 21 year old athlete in which everyone will forget tomorrow, teens chasing Wayne Gretzky in the back of a pick-up truck, a bunch of Natives running around acting fucked up, the French language in a place where the French are secluded with their shitty hockey team, and we can't forget the one black guy from Ghana who is almost certain to place last in whichever event he competes in. Go Canada!

Recapping Picks: The fuck was I doing betting on that dumb rookie shit? Managed to stop the bleeding with Pitt pulling off that victory after 3 OTs. I feel the slump coming on but hopefully it fucks off today. 1-2 on the day and 34-27 on the month.

Today's Picks:

UConn vs Cincy..........................UConn -6
Michigan St. vs Penn St...............Michigan St -7
U of Miami vs Clemson...............U of Miami +9.5
Kent St vs Buffalo.......................Kent St -1
South Florida vs Marquette.........South Florida +9


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.