The Latest Epidemic to Plague Our Society

At one time or another we've all had the club lights come on. She was hot when the lights were off now all of a sudden she looks like Helen Hunt after Cast Away was released. Sometimes we paid a little more than we should (drinks, drugs, chloroform) whatever works and she just happened to be at the "paper bag stage." If you hit it or not, no one would  judge because you were fooled by the lights, it happens. However the new disease out there that we have to watch out for is Makeupfoolitis. I've fallen for it far too much in the last little while and apparently a lot of you guys are doing just the same.

You see her one day, she's hot, stunning, beautiful, gives you an instant erection and then you see her without the makeup and it's "Good God I asked for Janet not LeToya Jackson." Now the ugly hoes which once used club lights to trick us are now using innovative techniques to do the trick. Darkness was once their savior to mask their ugliness but in this day and age they are just using masks. One chick I would chat with at school was pretty hot and smart. International Business relations was her major and she had everything working for her. Few months later we happened to be riding the same bus ( This isn't Detroit, you don't have to be poor to ride the bus) and I couldn't even recognize her. She looked like an MMA fighter and I'm not talking Gina Carano. It's terrible becausenow you could get tricked into thinking a chick is hot in broad day-light.

There are internet chicks now using fake display pictures. Back in the day they would use their real picture and photoshop certain elements. Today you could see a chick who draws similitaries to Halle Berry and when you do finally meet up with her you realize she looks more like Al Roker with a wig. Of course you went through all the hassle of meeting the Al Roker looking chick so you're definitely going to hit it but at what cost? Estee Lauder needs to stop selling this stuff because it's getting out of hand. There are chicks using loads upon loads of this shit to mask their ugly ass looking selves and it's costing us our pride, cash, and time. It's a strange world we live in something made of whale blubber and tested on Porky the pig could enhance one's beauty 10 fold. I think more guys need to be like me: When the going gets tough, have no worry because I'll strangle my dick like it owes me money. Words to live by right there!

Recapping Picks: Thursday night what's new. 2-3 on the night and 33-25 on the month. Lack of sports coming up but if you're a compulsive gambler like myself you'll just see the positive and start betting dumb shit.

Todays Picks: Speaking of dumb shit: I'll be pounding this NBA all star Rookie crap. I won't even watch it but there's money to be made and looking at the rosters I like a team with Derrick Rose, OJ Mayo, and Michael Beasley too destroy the rookies.

Sophomores vs Rookies (NBA).....................Sophomores -12
Sophomores vs Rookies (NBA).....................Under 245.5
West Virginia vs Pittsburgh...............................Pittsburgh +2.5



May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.