Let's all pay Wikipedia

Chances are, at one point or another in your life you have used wikipedia. Whether it be for sports, history, or information on aiments, wikipedia has everything. That's where the story begins. Today I wanted a picture of Cheryl Bernard. I wanted to show the dick-riders who would allow her to piss in their mouth that she really has a bird-beak for a nose and an upclose picture could almost be as traumatizing as finding out the chick you were digging at the club was just a well disguised Tranny. I check out Wikipedia and the first thing that strikes me is the fact that their founder is looking for $6 million in donations in order to keep the site up and running. He looked more pathetic than me on Monday Nights glued to the tv watching MTV's The Hills. He went on and on about how Wikipedia only has 35 employees but the costs to run the thing are through the roof.


Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Haiti? Why the fuck should I donate to your company when I could write and have written information for your site in the past? I understand bandwidth costs are increasing but 6 Million dollars for shit written by anyone with an access to a computer? Please. The amount of times I've vandalized, I mean contributed valuable information to wikipedia,I suggest they break me off some of the $6 million they will inevitably receive. Hold up a quick second wikipedia, I've received countless failing marks for plagiarizing as a teen because of your site and now you want me to fucking pay you? Any information you want you could find on the net so why should I pay you for shit that anyone could have wrote? A site with no accountability and hardly any validity wants people to pay them to stay up and running.


I wonder if they've ever heard of ad revenue? You'll see more advertisements on my site than you will on wikipedia. Seriously, have we become that desperate that we need wikipedia to get us through our daily lives. I'll admit it may become a bit of an inconvience without Wikipedia around but for fuck sakes when wikipedia starts begging for money so they could go get high-class strippers and stay in over-priced suites in Dubai and they receive what they're asking for then the world is full of stupid folks. We need to come to the realization that we're too dependant on the internet. Wikipedia pages are written by 40 year old virgins, teens with crazy acne who have no chance of getting laid and Mexicans who want to feel important. Yet the owners want $6 million because they provide such a valuable service. Unless I'm busting a nut to content on your site, or making money then your site isn't valuable at all and you won't be seeing a dime. There are 6million better ways to spend money as opposed to giving it to wikipedia. Make the world a better place and tell wikipedia to eat a dick with herpes.




Recapping the Night: Shitty day in my "real" world. Shitty night in the "gambling" world. But fuck it I never complain I'm going to dust this off and hit it harder than ever tomorrow. I can't wait til this fucking Olympics is over with each hockey game that passes by my asshole just gets stretched more and more. $1500 in bets today, the return was $1379.69. That gives us a daily loss of $120.31 and overal we're sitting at a profit of $119.64.


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.




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