If you're an honest person, if you always tell the truth, if you strongly believe in honesty, then you're a faggot. This chick and I have gotten real close over the past few weeks, really fucking tight, enough for her to roll out the "good" box on more than one occasion. So we're at this weird point in our relationship where we start to complete each others sentences and shit, just weird gay shit but it happens and it's unavoidable. Well for starters her boyfriend found out about us today. That has nothing to do with me, dude you can kiss her in the mouth if you want to, it's the way her boyfriend found out. Someone, her former friend I guess, found out and snitched. Fuckin rat, though once again me and dude got no problems lol. So she's without a boyfriend, im without a girlfriend, the logical thing to do would be to maybe move forth with things, not in my world nope.
For one reason or another, we decide to play this "truth" game. Basically we ask each other anything and they have to tell the truth, can't lie whatsoever. We know a lot about each other already so we figured why not just come out with everything. Let me just say, fuck the truth. I'm never telling the truth again. I hope truth gets fucked by a dick with aids because honesty really fucked things up. So we played the truth game. For starters, it's clear that we both told endless lies to each other in the past, they all got discovered in this truth game. See in the past we'd just answer each other, here we agreed to tell the truth but the amount of lies that were told on both ends were downright comical. We both promised each other, what happens in this conversation stays in this conversation,, but clearly it didn't. The truth game ended, and there were some "WTF" moments on both sides, you can call this one even because neither of us surprised each other, it's whatever.
So now the truth game's over, time to go back to normal right, maybe even closer now. Oh and let me say, even though we played the truth game, we still didn't show each other the full closet (no homo), this was only half. So back to Bonnie and Clyde right? Nope. Neither of us judged each other, neither of us were purposely trying to be weird with each other, it was just impossible to talk. We just spent hours with a conversation that went like: "hey" "hey" "whats up" "nothing what's up." We both tried to fight it but it's no use, we've fucked ourselves over. Neither of us could string together 5 words together, the good box is gone and there goes another white girl. I'm tempted to go back to you colored heaux because the girls that haven't left me are the girls that look like the type to join a bowling league on Thursday nights with matching uniforms. Fuck the truth, from now on it's straight lies. I'm a homosexual that has aids. There, that should help me get laid.
NFL:
$1000 Packers -3 -115= Return of $1869.57 (W)
$400 Packers/Bears over 42 -110 (L)
$1000 Pittsburgh -3 -125= Return of $1800 (W)
$700 Pittsburgh/Jets over 38 -110= Return of $1336.26 (W)
NCAAB:
$500 New Hampshire -8 -110= Return of $945.55 (W)
$500 Wisconsin -1 -110= Return of $945.45 (W)
Total Wagered: $4100
Total Returned: $6896.93
Total Profit: $2796.93
Total Earned to Date: $18235.47
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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
9 comments:
Wow, this was a as a matter of fact trait post. In theory I' d like to disparage like this too - entrancing point and tangible endeavour to prevail upon a great article... but what can I say... I pause alot and in no nature be clear to on something done.
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Man looking at the NHL card tonight and i dont think i really like anything. going to toss a bit of cash down anyways cause i'm still on a high from football. All plays will be 1-2 units lol now that i know what a unit is lol. I'm small time as well so my unit is only 25.
NHL
canes ML
caps ML
preds ML
small plays on all.
GL JJ
thanks, parlay'd it. Small play at +409.
Away from my computer, but I see. The Italian diaper took the first set. Can't see in game odds but if they are decent, phade the diaper - she should gas from here.
GL
Looking more at the Superbowl breakdown, I think Pouncey's injury could be huge for Pitt. If he can't go, they might have problems offensively (lean to under). And Troy has been real quiet the past two games, dropping back a lot more than usual - I'm not sure he is right physically. The two weeks rest should have him fine tho.
Will wait til next week before laying it down.
thanks for that tennis tip, I grabbed it at +175 at the time you posted.
With the superbowl here's how I look at it.
7 of the last 8 dogs have covered. or 6 of 7, something like that. Aaron Rodgers did nothing in the Bears game minus the opening drive. Ben Rapist burger did nothing either but he never does, so that's no surprise. The Steelers secondary is getting better, that GB Offense just did nothing, they let a no name kid back in the game and the receivers were wide open.
Then you look at the number itself. At halftime during the Pitt/Jets game the look-ahead number was GB at a pickem -115. That's 3 points based on a second half of football, I like my chances.
The turf does worry me though.
pouncy has a mild sprain and will be good to go for the SB. Heard that today on the nfl network. Test came back neg. Also aaron smith will be back on the defensive line. look for a few more sacks. I'm telling ya he is a beast and was missed alot this year. Troy has been playing a strange type of D. I mean it's worked for him so not going to complain but keep in mind big players play big in big games. Not takeing anything away from GB i had this match up back in week 3 for the SB. one thing they dont have is big ben. 8-2 in playoffs. 2-2 in SB. He gets it done. Also has alot to still prove after the trouble in the off season. I sit there and weigh the pros and cons for both teams and i just see the steelers getting it done. they will controll the clock. They always do something crazy like a randel el TD pass and the only QB i want in a big game situation is big ben.
hey jj yes that turf will play quicker but think of wallace on turf and brown and sanders. Healthy heath miller and hinez ward. The steelers r coming into this game way more healthy than they have been all year.Ask your self if peyton was pitts QB would ya pick pitt. of corse ya would. and ben has more rings and beat the jets.
Glad you got a good price on the diaper phade - I might have a value pick on men's side in next round.
Thanks for the SB breakdown boyz, will have give it some more thought. Should be a great game.
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