Pink, Sit the Fuck Down.

I got night classes these days so instead of taking the "I'm a failure at life" public transport I get to ride in the 99 Mazda Protege with the cd player than refuses to play burnt cds. If you see me in the Scarborough region, windows down and it's -10 outside and I'm blasting some Usher, it's because I'm trying to fuck a highschool student (I always check ID), don't cockblock. So I'm in the car today and because I own no original cds, I'm forced to listen to the radio. Pink comes on and it's time to change the station but I look in the mirror and Toronto's finest are behind me. I'm smarter than that, both hands on steering wheel, keep it to the speed limit and I'll be okay. But that means I had to listen to that Pink Song, "raise your glass". I rather have sex with Michelle Obama than to listen to another Pink song.

Ever since I've been in grade school she has been singing about the same bullshit. Fuck the world, fuck the popular kids, you're cool in your own way and you don't need anybody in this world because all you need to do is be yourself. Pink, like Bruno Mars is full of complete bullshit, except she's worse because she has been doing this for years now. She writes these gay ass songs empowering women and promoting individualism and you know what's the reason behind it, she's never gotten that good cock. I can guarentee you, if Pink had good sex in her life, her lyrics would change from her usual nonsense to " Babe you're all I need in this world now I'll get my ass in the kitchen and make you that fried chicken you love." We've had to put up with years of this bullshit because she hasn't been getting the right penis. If Pink got even a taste of my shit she'd be singing "Oh girls stop being yourselves, go to H&M and dress like heaux because you're worth it"

You know what else pisses me off about this Koala looking bitch, she really isn't different from anyone else despite the fact she tries to separate herself. She tries to be the "bad" girl of pop but she's only fooling herself, we see right through her. She goes and she tells the fat girls to keep eating because they're cool but she'll order a salad with water at the restaurant and get that 50 calorie bullshit ass dressing that tastes like a Eskimo chick's vagina. ( I fucking hate salads with all my heart). After a day in the studio and 4 hours at the gym she comes home, sits her white ass down with a bowl of Orville Redenbacher popcorn and watches Grey's Anatomy and Scrubs like every other white girl in this world. She tells the unpopular kids that they're cool but truth be told she's also upset because she has become the Brett Favre of the pop game. She's now releasing greatest hits albums so people remember who she is. Girls, stop listening to Pink, dress as slutty as you want and suck all the dick in the world, she's just pissed off because she wants a man to give her the world but all they're willing to give is gonorrhea.

Recapping the night: I'm going to take it easy tomorrow it's starting to frustrate me, hate losing by half a point. 

NCAAB:
$300 Nebraska -4 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$400 Michigan/Nortwestern over 134.5 -110 (L)

Play of the Day:
$700 Kentucky -4 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $1400

Total Returned: $572.73

Total Loss: $827.27

Total Earned to Date: $9701.54

Contact Info: Moneyhungry45@hotmail.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.