I Think I'm Autistic

For starters if you're offended by me thinking I have autism them leave the page right now, don't waste your time emailing me death threats cause I don't give a fuck. When I think about the government I just think of a bunch of scum that do whatever the fuck they want. They sit in offices all day drinking those coffees in the small ass cups, wearing sweater vests and talking about last week's episode of Desperate Housewives. The fact that I pay for these people to do this shit pisses me off so I try to get them back every way I can. I steal supplies from government offices, I get some genius Tamil guy to do my taxes and this motherfucker brings me in a lot of money. My latest attempt to get back at the government was filing for unemployment insurance.

The last 9-5 I worked was 2 years ago and it was contractual work. My contract ended and a few months ago I read up on this pamphlet which claims the government pays unemployed people who been laid off so long as they're looking for work. So I applied for this government hand-out. Some fat lady called me a few days ago and rejected me on the basis that I'm in school. I told the fat ass I'm an aspiring door salesman that wants to start up a company, selling doors Door2Door but she wasn't buying that. She told me I could appeal but I'd lose and pretty much insinuated that the government hates black people. Fine, score one for the government. However now I think I'm about tie the score, I'm convinced I have Autism and thus the government owes me some of that "Disabled Child/Person tax credit." Straight Cash homie. Now you're probably thinking I'm full of shit and make no mistake about it I am but I make a great case for having Asperger's syndrome. 

See the other day I was watching a lecture and taking notes and the lecture was on Asperger's syndrome. I have all these motherfucking symptoms: 

1) Unlike regular autism people with Asperger's are often very intellectual: I write for a bunch of different magazines, have had business trips before the age of 22 and I have numerous inventions coming out soon like a Female Urinal.

2) Poor Social Skills: I don't like people, society, and I was thrown out of a mall a few months ago because I was intoxicated and demanded that I sit on Santa's lap. 

3) Often Occupied with a Particular Subject/Interest: I have a masturbation addiction and I am obsessed with that smooth white vagina.

4) Poor Social Behavior, often Inappropriate: Do I even need to explain this one? 

So there you have it, I have a rare form of autism. Bill Gates has the same kind and he turned out okay. Therefore the government owes me money and a lot of it. Autism can't be easily detected so let's see them work their way out of this. Fuck you, pay me. 

NCAA:
$200 Towson/George Mason under 141.5 -110 (L)
$400 Miami (Oh)/Central Michigan over 119 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Troy -3.5 -110 (L)
$300 North Texas -3.5 -110 (L)
$500 Illinois -4 -110 (L)
$300 UC Irvine -6.5 -110 (L)
$400 Idaho St./Sacramento St. over 125.5 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Eastern Washington -2 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 St. Marys +3.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
$300 San Fransisco +5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

Play of the Day:
$600 Michigan/Michigan St. over 125 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $3900
Total Returned: $3245.47
Total Loss: $654.53
Total Earned to Date: $19372.06

Contact Info: Moneyhungry45@hotmail.com

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.