For starters, I'm wasted out my motherfucking mind. It wasn't supposed to happen but I got home (after a long ass day) then decided to tap into the vodka. After the vodka I hit the bacardi. After the barcardi, I hit the malibu. After the malibu I hit the Black label. Then I started emailing everybody haha. I'd like to tell everyone I emailed, don't take it to heart but you can it was real shit, hell even Morency got it and most of y'all know how much dude means to me (no homo, if you don't know who I'm talking about wikipeida Gabriel Morency).
Anyway I've decided I'm tired of this bullshit and barring one major roadblock, I'll be in Vegas for Superbowl weekend. It's a huge roadblock we'll see. Also, Hamilton y'all always show me love, I'm the process of throwing it down in H-Town and I hope all y'all fuckers show up, we'll do it up big and I'll yet you know. Then we'll do it up in NYC for that long weekend in May. I'm not even playing about that one, we'll do it up big. Thanks for everything, I'll wake up with the worst hangover ever and a flurry of emails asking me if I'm alive, I want y'all to know that I'm good. I ain't going to bed though, one of you decided it was cool to telll me about your nightmare, well guess what, I'm a pussy and now will be scared as shit if I get to bed. hahahahaha peace, will recap when sober as well as post picks.
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Celtics ml and the over (188.5)
Ain't no way I'm fading Payton mutha fucking Manning. Colts team total over 24 points -118.
(sheep)
Congrats on a great night JJ, you Phucking nailed it tonight. Everyone take notes? That's how you make money in this game.
You see the Jersey Shore wannabe over on Morency's site running his mouth about hitting at a 70%+ clip?
ROTFLMAO - punk put up a facebook page and everything.
Lmao I'm going to check it now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
yo im done. I don't need to live anymore. I seen it all lmao I give up on life, fuck 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck man thanks for the laugh.
kid doesn't even have a single friend to take a picture of his 10 inch single bicep pose in the bathroom mirror LMAO and what the Phuck is with that hairdoo? It's like the Anti Mullet or somedamthang.
Why are his fingers in that position??
"For now my picks are free" and he's posting a 10-3 record like he has done something. hhahaahahhahahahahaha yo fuck this is too much.
" I don't gamble, I win" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH fuck it's too early in the year for this shit.
Hope the kid stays around for a bit - He's is great for comedic entertainment.
No joke - he even calls in sick to his job at.... get this... McDondalds so he can stay at home an 'make money' betting on sports. No Joke!
ROT PHUCKING FLMAO!
Yo fuck man he makes notes and shit too:
Some have asked me what I do when capping a game. How do I find my angle on a game that makes me confident enough to bet it.
Well I wanna be the best, so I will definitely not give out my secrets.
I will give out free picks and you can take them at your own will, but there will be minimal info on how I came to the conclusion the pick will win. This is business and it took me a while to figure things out.
Once I'm 21 this August I will not be giving out free plays anymore. They will cost money.
Just thought I'd clear a few things up.
Not sure about the finger salute myself, not quite the hookem horns sign is it? LMAO
I'll be he just finished giving his grandma the 'six pack carry' maneuver and he doesn't wanna loose the smell for later.
Phuck I haven't laughed this hard since Patch Adams.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HOLY CRAP dude check his photos. PLease. HAHHAAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAHHA he got 4 of them. Yo i can't fucking take it. I'm fucking crying right now.
Shit, you mean we only got til Aug to get rich riding his picks for free? Damn I got to go talk to da bank about a giant loan, surely they will understand when they see 'Angel's' FB page.
Can't get the image of him sitting on Granny's knee playing proline at the tender age of 17 learning how to be a pro capper!
Yo that's what I was talking about taking pics of himself and shit WTF? why would you post that shit unless you wanted to be ripped to bits - I still can't figure out what the hairdoo is all about - bet he went a real barbershop and asked for a 'fresh cut' and the brothers gave it to him as a joke!
PHuck my guts are going to hurt tomorrow.
He gets this RedWings game and he'll be running his mouth hard tomorrow.
I only seen the one til I ventured deeper.
hanks. watch in a week/2weeks when I really prove myself. 7-2 is good, but I want a record that will amaze ppl. I rarely have bad days. My current streak of winning days is over a month.. thats playing between 1-5 games. Over last years NBA season I hit 64% playing sometimes 6-8 games in a day. I have the NBA on lock down I own that shit. This year I'm smashing it at a 73% mark.
hhahahahahaahahaha fuck man this is too much.
Phuck someone should call David Stern and tell him the NBA is on 'Lock Down' Where are you finding this shit? Previous post or some shit.
I was going to flip the channel to SNL, but Jim Carey ain't got nothin on this guy.
Detroit musta hit a 3 at the buzzer to force OT for one of his wins today - I Phucking guarantee that Jeresy Shore is his favorite TV show 'It's T-Shirt Time' 'We got a situation her'
HaHaHaHa
Yo fuck this guy I'm going to start posting pics of myself and calling myself angel too. Watch what I'm about to write on his latest status. My name is Aaron Ponzi check it out.
I'm going straight to hell....
Holy Phuck I just laughed up my Spleen - I might need to go to emerg. if this shit doesn't settle down soon.
'the Ponz' bi sexual sports gambler - Phucking hilarious. I've got a 'get out of hell' card I can give you - it was worth it for the laughs. Lookout tho he might PM you for your # if that's his thang.
His mom and dad probably monitor his shit and are grounding him for that shit as we speak.
"Angel you know you're not allowed to be on the computer past 10:30" and why are you taking pictures of yourself.
I'm never going to get over that haircut though. Fuck man
wonder what he calls that haircut? 'the blow-up combdown' or some shit.
He just gave the Ponz a big TY, but 'unfortunately' he is straight.
Not sure if I want the Redwings to win or not now. HA Ha-
Hold up this this fucking guy tell me his straight and then he sent me this emoticon " :p"
Nah that's real suspect lmao men shouldn't be sending other men that shit, ever.
Phuck you are right... that's the official / international "I AM A COCK SMOKER" emoticon - he's sending you a cryptic cock smoking message - be careful.
Ya I'm not replying to this faggot it's all fun and games til dude said "sorry I'm straight. and typed ":P"
Fuck is wrong with people haha. Go Canucks.
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