White People Can Jump

When God made black folks he had a few things on his mind. He didn't want to give the girls real hair, forcing them to use horse-hair (weave). He made sure they had big cocks (no homo) to get the white girls. He made sure they had great dancing skills because they surely weren't going to get girls based on their bank accounts. Finally, he made sure they were good at sports, particularly basketball. White people are better at everything else. They got nice homes, live in the suburbs where there is always a neighbourhood watch and they stay protected in their homes with an alarm system. The one thing they didn't have that us black folks could shove in their face was basketball, until now.

While white people were out getting degrees and working part time jobs, the black folks said fuck that, I'll stay on welfare, have 3 kids that I'll never care for, and play basketball. Yet things took a turn for the worse on Sunday night. We even gave them basketball. For those that don't know the Duke Blue Devils are a predominantly white team. A school in Durham, North Carolina with an excellent medical reputation, the black kids can't dick around in places like these. So when black basketball players get recruited, they go to schools like Kansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee, schools where they don't give a fuck about academics and as long as you know how to play basketball everything will be fine. You could go around campus starting brawls, like the Kansas basketball team did earlier this season. Or you can drive around campus drunk with guns and weed like 4 Tennessee basketball players were found earlier in the year. Now, for this year's march madness, the white people have won.. They beat us in fucking basketball, the one thing we were great at.

Sure Michigan St, Butler, and West Virgina remain but things just aren't the same. Duke is filled with white boys who shoot 3s and do what it takes to win. The black schools, now eliminated all have a bunch of hood negros who like to dance on the court, smoke weed and use the status they have to break the law and get away with it. They don't "try" at basketball, most of them are naturally talented. Yet they all got eliminated before Duke. In the future, what am I supposed to tell my kid when he tells me he wants to be the next Prime Minister/President. I had the intention of telling him he should light up the spliff and don't goto class because he's going to be the next Tyler Smith, John Wall, or Demarcus Cousins. Now I'll have to tell my son that he has to goto class, do his homework and stay away from drugs because we don't even have basketball going for us anymore and soon we'll have to start finding real jobs. Thank you very much society, do you have any idea how hard it is to tell a kid that they have to try in order to be successful?

Recapping the Night: Successful Sunday.

Soccer:

$100 Lorient -105= Possible return of $190 (W)
$100 Fiorentina -138= Possible return of $172.73 (W)
$100 Kavala +175= Possible return of $275 (L)
$100 Iraklis +115= Possible return of $215 (W)
$100 Tavriya +130= Possible return of $230 (W)
NBA:
$100 Chicago +2 (W)
$100 Suns/T-Wolves over 228 (L)
$100 Portland +4.5 (W)
NCAA:
$200 Duke -5 (W)
$200 Tennessee -1.5 (L)

Total Wagered: $1200

Total Returned: $1517.37
Total Profit: $371.37
Total Earned to Date: $1600.74

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.