Bad Parenting 101

Looking back, if you ask 99% of the world who is/are their biggest role model(s) chances are the answer involves a parent. It'll be some gay story about how their parents made them what they are today and how if it weren't for them they'd be dead or in jail and blah blah blah one of those answers you always get in which you know it's a pile of shit. I certainly won't be the first but I'm going to flat out say it, today I realized my parents were fucking terrible. No they weren't crackheads or always in jail, they were just fucking idiots. Growing up in the environment we were raised in it's always the same shit in these government subsidized buildings. Crackheads on the stoop, piss inside the elevators and landlords refusing to fix leaks and holes, can't forget the rats.


My parents, despite being in tough financial situations tried to instill a belief in me. They wanted me to know that there was a different world outside 1950 Kennedy Rd, apt. 210 and I should sometimes do things outside of my normal routine. There was so much more to the world and I should welcome this notion with open arms. Today, I tried to exercise this belief they instilled in me. I'm at the Wendy's drive-thru and I look at the board and I see that they have this blue-cheese bacon hamburger. I don't really like change but I know I've never in my life tasted blue-cheese. I figure why the hell not, my parents always thought me it was better to expand my thoughts and experiences. So for the first time in life I was going to try Blue-Cheese. I take a bite into the burger and all I could think of is for fuck sakes why didn't I get Big Bacon Classic. Who eats this shit? Why the fuck did I just waste $7 on this disgusting nasty crap. I much rather have ate out Star Jones to be honest. So I wasted the money because I was trying to be different, something my parents always stressed. Thank you parents.


My question to them is why fucking be different? I much rather live a life without ever tasting blue cheese as opposed to tasting that shit I had today. Why the fuck do parents stress change? Will using chop-sticks help you in any way, shape, or form? Fuck no. I'm from the hood, we don't fucking eat blue cheese, we use forks and spoons instead of chopsticks and we don't like steak, pork chops or filet minion. We much rather the $4.99 Sweet and Sour chicken which is probably dog or whatever special McDonalds is promoting. Who the fuck eats bacon wrapped around another portion of meet. Mom and Dad I love you and all but fuck you were idiots. I lived the past 20 years of my life not experiementing with shit I never tried before and everything was going fine until I had that Blue-Cheese burger. Thank you for allowing me to realize that the world is full of people pretending to like stupid shit so they could have a higher status. How many people really enjoy caviar or cow tongue? Fuck this I'm going back to my 2 Piece with fries. Change is for people who aren't happy with their lives or those with aids.


Recapping the Night: Fuck I hate losing especially the way I did. The Suns were up all fucking game then they played the last 6 minutes of the 4th like they had a huge dick stuck up their ass. Took a loss today of $27.27. Overall we're sitting at a healthy $882.45 I don't like the NBA board thus far and the NCAA has no appealing match-ups. Going with soccer today and I may add a few NBA picks just before tip-off but expect another slow day.


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.


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