I don't really care about award shows so I didn't tune in for the Oscars but I did catch a few glances of the Red Carpet pre-show to the pre-show of the Oscars and the first 5 minutes of the event. Then I realized that this shit was gay as hell and I changed channels. In the 10 combined minutes I've watched of the whole fiasco, am I the only one that thinks it's the most racist shit ever? Before I get into it I'm wondering what the fuck is the point of an award show? You really don't make any money standing up their getting your award. It seems like one of the most boring events ever to attend. Finally, movies stopped being good about 10 years ago just like everything else so what the fuck is their to honor? That gay blue Avatar bullshit? If you spent your Sunday night voluntarily watching the Oscars and you didn't do it because you wanted to bust a nut to one of the hot chicks then you need go hop on the Subway tracks.
Oscars are the most racist shit out there. It started off with the actors/actresses arrivals. All these white people are in fucked up gowns much like the ones in today's display pic. Miley Cyrus with her small ass tits (she's legal in the province of Ontario) comes out talking about her love of tattoos . Shut the hell up Miley and do what you were meant to do, show some skin so the sick pedophiles all over the world could get their 5 minutes of pleasure. Then the event starts and the hosts make note of the fact that 0.17% of the nominees are black so there is no fucking way they are racist. Gabourey Sidibe and Monique are the ones shown so black folks everywhere could tune in and not feel any racial tension. Oscar organizers what the fuck.Why the hell did you pick up a Gorilla and a Hippo and listed them as African Americans. After those 2 were shown on my screen I'm certain I can't have an erection for the rest of the month.
I turned the television off at this point but for the rest of the night I could assure you it was a bunch of white people talking about how great they are while the 2 fattest black chicks anyone could find were there trying to represent for all black folks. For fuck sakes Gabourey ate one of the awards being presented. If they wanted to portray African Americans accurately then they should have selected Ron Artest, Shawn Kemp and Pacman Jones to present awards. They all do an excellent job in portraying to the world what it means to be black. The following is not good for your health but if this Oscar nominated bitch has talent that doesnt involve eating then I'll fuck Megan Fox by the end of the year:
Recapping the Night: $1400 wagered today and we came back with $1605.01. Gives us a profit on the day of $205.01. Overall we're sitting at $1184.14. No soccer on the board for Monday but throughout the day I'll add NCAA and NBA.
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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