Gotta Give Credit Where Credit Is Due

I'd like to spend this column congratulating the University of Toronto for a job well done in its manipulation of retards. For those that don't know my school recently held a referendum as to whether or not the students should pay for the new Aquatic Facility that will Host the Pan Am games. Before I get into it, I'd just like to ask...what the fuck are the Pan Am games? When in NYC I always stay at the Pan American hotel and all I see are a bunch of Mexicans and wannabe Mexicans (yes there is such a thing). So are the Pan Am games basically the Olympics for people who are Mexicans. Why the fuck is Toronto hosting this shit. Anyways I forgot this was supposed to be a congratulatory response. For the past 3 years the University of Toronto has been hyping up the bid for these Mexican Olympics. It turns out, Toronto won its bid. Let me ask you this, when you're competition is Bogota, Colombia and Lima, Peru did you really win anything? Toronto or Peru or Colombia....yup I really had to bust my balls to pick the winner.

Now, they promised a new "Aquatic Centre" to these Mexican athletes who are going to come over here in 2015 to mow our lawns, I mean compete. Now, faced with a bill high into the hundreds of millions of dollars, the Universtiy basically said, fuck you we ain't paying for this shit. Fuck the Mexicans. They wanted to make sure the students were paying for it, not the University. So some students said no, it went to a referendum and of course the Students have agreed to pay for this Mexican pool that supposedly costs millions of dollars. It's fucking criminal that a highly recognized institution like the University of Toronto could exploit the 1400 retards that voted yes. A) You won't fucking be in school in 2015 so it ain't like you're ever going to use the piece of shit facilities. B) The fucking city won the bid do you not think they have a "plan B" as to who is going to pay for it. If you say NO, the Pan Am Games still continue you bunch of fucking pansies. I'm loving the fact that interest on student fees have increased, for those that can't afford this shit I hope you graduate university and you're slammed with debt to the point you spend the rest of your shitty lives serving fries at McDonalds making minimum payments on your debt.

So starting next year, I have to pay $80 a year on top of my tuition so the Mexicans have a pool when they come over in 2015. Rest assured, I'll get my justice. I'm going to leave traces of my unborn kids all over that fucking pool, the changeroom, the bathrooms, the showers, every student that enters that fucking piece of shit facility will be forced to interact with my fucking sperm at one point or another. If I'm paying for that overpriced, piece of shit for Mexican athletes then rest assured I'm doing what I want with it. Once that shit gets build in 2013, it should be named, the Next Black President because that's exactly what's going to be littered all over the fucking place. Students have no concept of value or money management, they just spend spend spend and once they step into the "real world" they get raped up the ass harder than what does on in a prison shower. The campus is filled with Chinese and Indians who can't speak a word of fucking english but were probably forced to vote yes. It's all good when the time comes I'll make sure every kid who voted yes will have so much of my unborn kids in their system there will be a spike in the black population in the city of Toronto.

Recapping the Night: Slaughtered. 10-6 and I finally crossed the $1300 mark. We wagered $1650 to start the day, came back with $1985.64. A profit on the night of $335.64. That gives us a cumulative total of $1578.19

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.