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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

100 Things...

For the record I'm not 15, especially in that pic I was hammered and giving backshots to a chick at Saputo Stadium in Montreal. Someone brought up the idea a few days ago that I'm so open I should do a blog based on things you might not have known about me. Chances are the things I list today, some of them might never make you want to shake my hand again. Brace yourself:

100) I masturbate at the very least 5x a day.
99) Given the oppurtunity, I'd beat the breaks off of Eva Braun
98) I watched the Chyna Sex tape almost in its entirety (didn't enjoy it )
97) I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup in its entirety (didn't make me flinch)
96) In 2010, I'll probably wake up in my own urine and vomit at least 3x
95) I have no problem banging music from Sheryl Crow
94) When I was in Grade 8 me and my boy watched Beastiality Porn ( we thought it was a myth)
93) I've watched every Spongebob Episode out at least 2x
92) I have a terrorist-ass last name despite not being Muslim or anyone in my family for that matter.
91) I choked up during Ice-Age (I wasn't even intoxicated)
90) I pissed my pants in Senior Kindergarden and blamed the kid who didn't know english
89) I once humped a cop on duty and she liked it (Caribana)
88) I rather lose a finger than cheer for Liverpool
87) I rather lose a toe than cheer for the Red Sox
86) I hate Steak, Porkchops, and Ribs. (apparently I'm 1 in a million)
85) I'm hooked on The HIlls
84) I'm hooked on The Real World
83) I'm hooked on anything that is on MTV
82) I'm a member of the 220lb club (once banged a chick around 220)
81) I don't find Nickleback as bad as people make them out to be
80) In my spare time I like to read Authobiographies (Jeff Archer's, The Prison Diary is the best. Get it!)
79) I have a thing for light skinned Indian girls (google them)
78) I've done it in the movie theatre
77) I've done it on the TTC
76) I've taken virginities in the back seat of my car
75) I never have or will view anything pertaining to Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, or Twilight
74) I have the nastiest "hitchhiker thumb" you'll ever see.
73) My right food is about a half-size smaller than my left (reconstructive surgery + compartment syndrome)
72) Columbus ranks up there in terms of cities I've visited
71) I'm addicted to Coke Zero
70) If they were sold in Canada I'd be addicted to Mountain Dew Code Red
69) The only reason I eat at Wendies is because the drive thru chick/manger is smoking
68) Despite one time, I don't eat vagina
67) I think Barack Obama is an idiot (Hilary all the way)
66) Multi-culturalism annoys me
65) I once rode the on the TTC (public transit) for 5 hours straight (wasn't sleeping)
64) I've cut my balls shaving
63) I've repeatedly tried to sell my foreskin on the internet ( I hear they make great wallets)
62) I'd sleep with Nancy Grace
61) I once thought Glenn Beck was intelligent ( his CNN days)
60) I've been to a pro-Nazi/Hitler/fascist club
59) I grew up a Niner fan but because of their blatent racism (Chinese tourist video) and Mike Singletary I fucking hate them. (Still love you Steve Young)
58) I once tried to fight Chris Bosh ( we were at a club, he bumped me, I didn't think the due behind me was a 6'9 NBA player.)
57) Despite not following it religiously, I'm still a pretty big WWE fan.
56) If I hear that Jay-Z/Alicia Keys "Empire State of Mind" song one more fucking time I'm going to become a Red Sox fan (just kidding)
55) I'm a big fan of the show Reba
54) I'd sleep with Beth ( Dog The Bounty Hunter's Wife)
53) I sometimes enjoy the smell of my own farts ( Bean Burritos I think it was, smells just like the inside of a taco bell)
52) I once had a 12yr old kid as me if I was going to rape her. (being black in the Midwest = problems)
51) I think British Cuisine is the shit.


Stay Tuned The other 50 come Tomorrow!

Recapping the Night: Still a loss but at least the picks are starting to take shape. Fucking Denver Nuggets and Billups unaware of the fucking time on the clock cost us. $900 wagered and $755.15 returned. We'll take a loss of $144.85 on the night. Hopefully March Madness is kind to us. Overall we're sitting on the profit end of $924.36

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

None of that shit is surprising haha

BronxBomber said...

It's probably cause you know me haha

TB said...

Easy with #56, or you'll overdose on "Sweet Caroline".

You look like Mo Rivera in that pic...killer!

BC101 said...

I remember the rape thing LOL that was too funny.