Once again I've come to realize that society is all a step away from being a bunch of gays. I've spoke on this before but it just has to be said again. Let's start with March Madness. 65 teams playing for a shot at the National Championship and only 12 or so have a realistic chance at winning. Yes, there were many first round upsets but teams like Ohio and Cornell don't stand a chance to win. So now you have athletes who get paid nothing giving it their all. It's the first round of games what the fuck are you crying for? Like seriously I could understand if it were the Sweet 16 and you were a Senior and you lost in a close fought back and forth game. But it's the first round of games and I see a dude from Wofford (ya there's a fucking school called Wofford) and dude is crying louder than a junior kindergarden classroom on the first day of school. Negro get your black ass up go steal and sell drugs like everybody else you're from fucking Wofford it ain't like you were going to win anyway. Be thankful you could use you "athlete" status to get some tail.
Of course now the weather is nice the layers are starting to come off and the tits and ass are looking nice. Parents are still being irresponsible and letting their boys wear size 1 skinny jeans. However I'm starting to notice a new faggot trend, men in capris. This shit is better known as manpris. What the fuck is this shit we ain't in Barcelona or France where everyone gets bummed up the ass speedos and manpris and shit like that have no place in North America. If you want to wear this shit goto Europe where fags are "trendy". This isn't about creativity or a new sense of fashion these are about men who deny being gay yet they are a step away from being bummed.
Then you got a new trend which is starting to take shape in society. Jesse James recently cheated on Sandra Bullock with a tattoo model. Dude, why the fuck don't you just admit your gay already and start taking it up the ass. You left your beautiful wife for Bif Naked on meth. Same shit with Tiger Woods he left his sexy Swedish wife who was probably giving him pussy on demand for lama looking old ass british ladies. If you're going to cheat at least have the decency with to do it with someone that is a step-up from your wife. Now that the side-chicks are getting more and more ugly it's only a matter of time before they all start doing it with men and use the excuse, we aren't gay we just wanted to explore another body. Fuck off you bunch of twisted fags, if you leave Sandra Bullock for a Bif Naked looking ass freak then you're gay as those 2 fags in Brokeback Mountain. Notice how one's dead and the other was never heard from again after that movie came out, it's only a sign. God hates Fags.
Recapping the Night. I've calculated this shit at least 6x and it turns out we didn't lose or gain a thing. The GIC pick came through in what was turning out to be a terrible 5-10 day. I woke up late today so no soccer but we'll hit the bball hard and hopefully we don't have to use a GIC pick today because one day we're going to get screwed.
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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