I apologize in advance if this entry sucks/is too short. I'm fucking constipated, the prunes aren't working and someone stole my laxative tea (not even kidding) I also haven't seen a bed for longer than 4 hours since January and that bed is calling me. A day in the life....
There's a small percentage of me, 0.0001% in fact that has homosexual tendencies. For example, I care about artistic expression and new trends every now and then. (not the Skinny jeans wearing faggots) Girls like Lady Gaga have come a long way and pushed barriers, crossed boundaries and have re-defined what it means to be original. Until now. See all along I was convincing myself, and others that people like her are really fucking talented and just like to do their own thing, things in which have never been done before. Upon closer review, I've determined these fucking people are nuts and need to be shipped off to Sudan where know one would ever give a fuck about them. If you haven't checked it out in detail yet, check out the picture on the left. Why does this bitch have a button over her head? There's absolutely nothing artistic about that, she's just fucking mental. Unfortunately it's a trend too common today, mental fucking twisted fucks defining what it means to be original.
Where do we draw the line? The next time I'm piss drunk trying to take a piss behind a building and the cops roll up I'll tell them I'm making a fashion statement. What the fuck is going on these days? People wearing big ass buttons on the top of their heads, men wearing skinny jeans and 12 year olds with no ass wearing TNA pants. I was never one for fashion ( I stuck with the white tee and baggy jeans most of my life) but why are people dressing up more and more like clowns. Your going to a shitty commuter college and flipping burgers after class at Mc Donalds there is no fucking reason for you to be wearing a sweater vest.
Now we have rappers that sing, rappers that use that auto-tune shit so they could make singles for ring-tones, and Oasis will have broken/made up 5 times before I finish writting this entry. When do we say enough is enough and demand real shit. When I was 15, if I ever in my life even tried on a pair of Skinny Jeans my ass would have been out on the curb. Guys, if your watching the Bachelorette then you need to seek professional help. Fuck even the porn industry is dying. They went cheap and dropped all the hot white girls and now we have to put up with that second-tier Mexican crap like Sativa Rose and Nina Mercedez. If I wanted to see some tranny looking Mexican with fake tits perform I'd goto a strip club in Buffalo. Fuck it seeing as the world is making the transition from straight to gay I'm prepared to go all Johnny Weir on your asses and exploit you while fucking the finest pussy this world has seen.
Recapping the Night: We hit it and we hit it big. 5-0 in the NBA world and 2-2 in the soccer world. Time to take out a couple dollars the bank roll is massive and hopefully it stays that way. Made a profit of $465.46 and overall we're sitting at $1347.91. Hopefully this continues. I'll put the soccer up now but check back in the a.m. for nba/ncaa.
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
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