Russia, The Country Where Winners Are Born

The Winter Olympics were about Nationalism and Unity. Despite Visa making sure that everyone who purchased anything had a visa and the countless sponsors, ads etc. the Olympics weren't about money. They were about the pride we should have in our athletes and the feeling of joy we should have in our hearts everytime our Nation is participating in something. Alright, enough with the gay shit. The Olympics were a big waste of fucking time however one thing stood out, the constant complaining from the Russians. Russian athletes were complaining that were scared to eat the food prepared at the Athletes Village because they believed it was tainted. Russian coaches were complaining about the unfair times given to their athletes for training and felt Canada was fucking shit up. They even drew comparisons to the games that Hitler ran. It was complete commotion.

Then Russia decided to use a different strategy. They decided to call out their own athletes because plain and simple, they sucked harder than a Tori Black film. Russia was worse than Jose Calderon's defence, Toronto FC's strikers and the New Jersey Nets inside presence combined. However, it was a case of too little too late, you can threathen someone's family all you want but if they are just complete shit then you won't get the results you desired. However, I'm pleased today to announce that Russia is back on the top of things. With 30 medals, 7 more than 2nd place, Russia leads the total medal tally at the Paralympic Games. Give yourselves a pat on the back Russia you have the greatest retarded athletes out of any other nation.

For a country that exhausted itself moaning and bitching about Canada for 3 weeks because you straight up sucked ass isn't it great to finally win. Aren't you happy Russia that you train the "challenged" ones to become winners. I don't know about you but I was just glued on to my tv when paralympic snowboarding was taking place. Or how about that sledgehockey, such an amazing sport I just can't wait to go out and play sledgehockey. The paralympic games are so amazing I wish they were on 5x a year, every year. Russia, you should have taken a page out of Canada's book and just admitted you suck. No one's going to fault you for it, you live shitty ass lives in the middle of nowhere, most of your women are ass ugly and the ones that are hot all sound like Shaq. When the Paralympians come home with the 30+ medals throw a big ass parade and talk about how great you are. Then go home and wank each other you ungrateful little pansies. The only ones allowed to make fun of Canada are Canadians and their strong handsome brother down south, the Mexicans.

Recapping the Night: Blah, a half point here and a half point there would have made this day MUCH better. Yet who am I to complain any day of profit is a good day. Left the house with $1450, came back with $1600.46, that gives us a daily total profit of  $150.46. Overall we're sitting at $1393.01. Picks coming up throughout the day and as you already know by now, if we're having a shitty day look out for the GIC pick.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.