Found A Secret Society

I'm starting to become convinced that there is a secret society among us. Reality television started a while back and it always consisted of the same formula. One black person, one gay person, a couple hot white chicks, a couple of young dudes, and a really old person. For whatever reason people become hooked on this shit and can't stop watching. However, after watching a commercial last night for Celebrity Apprentice I'm convinced that there is some sort of secret society among us that for whatever reason needs to stay popular. After the regular reality tv became dull people started tuning out and doing there own thing. Yet for whatever reason, Celebrities started doing their own reality shows and this is where the secret society thing comes into play. Celebrities are so fucking narcissistic they've infultrated reality tv in an effort to grab onto any last fame that remains even though most of them that do reality tv are not popular at all.

If you're a Celeb well past his/her prime then chances are in an effort to stay popular you'll be doing some form of reality tv. Whether your getting healed by Dr. Drew, having Donald Trump tell you that your fired, or entering the Big Brother House celebrities that are dying somehow always find a way to stay on tv. Who the fuck cares if some D-list celebrity is on Big Brother or Apprenctice. These people are so fucking full of themself that once the talent well runs dry they'll just whore themselves by remaining on the television doing whatever works so they can continue to talk about how great they are. Celebrities are the most insecure, fucked up people this world has to deal with, they're more annoying than the smelly ass tamils on the bus.

They'll host there award shows where they all congregate to kiss each other's ass. They'll have Dr.Drew try to help them with non-existant problems so the world could feel pity for them. Is that flake even a real fucking doctor? Then when things are really bad they'll go visit the water Buffalo aka Oprah and talk about how they were molested by the milk man 25 years ago .Then state how now they're coming out with the news so other kids don't have to suffer the way they did. Bitch, shut the fuck up 25 years ago you were a stink ass hoe and you had consenual sex with the 72 year old Milkman because you were hungry for cock. No one wants to hear your sad ass story everyone has problems. Celebrities crave fame like crackheads crave crack. They'll do whatever they can to remain popular even though a lot of them have worse lives than you or me. Stealing this line from MK: Make the World a Better Place, Punch A Celebrity in the Face.

Recapping the Night: Nasty day for Soccer but I bounced back with NCAA. Only $500 wagered, 1 game pushed. We returned with $622.70 and on the night that gave us a profit of $122.70.  The overall total of what we've made is now $1125.79.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.