A few months ago Rogers started charging for texts received if you didn't have a text messaging plan. I had to go out and get one so I wouldn't be raped balls deep. Last week they lowered my internet cap limit from 60gigs a month to 25gigs a month because I was a High-Speed-lite user. I went out and got the Regular High Speed because I know I'd go over the 25 gigs and there is no sense in paying an extra 25 each month when I could upgrade for $9 and get the same 60 gig limit I was always getting. See, in other words they were forcing me to pay them extra for shit that was all ready covered. I just chalked it up as another con in living in this valley of rapists. Yesterday I discovered there is a free preview of the cricket channel. Growing up in a West Indian house-hold has made me love cricket. So when I went to their website to find out prices for this one channel I was fucking shocked when I saw the price of $19.95 for the channel. Bitch it's a fucking channel on tv not a fucking blow-job. So I could watch OLN which shows a fucking old ass pedophile on a horse chase people around mountains and shit all day for free but when I want to watch cricket I have to pay $19.95. I get to watch Nancy Grace's horrific mess of a face talk about rapists and murderers for free but I can't watch my Red Devils play because Setanta is $15 a month.
Mr. Rogers and whoever runs your shitty company right now, I hope you all get malaria so you could suffer like the African kids you show on channel 11 every fucking commercial. Why the fuck do I have to pay to watch African kids starve and beg for donations. Even though I can afford it I just can't justify spending $35 for two channels a month especially when I'm often at the pub watching Manchester United play. Someone told me off that $19.95 channel Rogers is probably only making $1 in profit. So let me get this straight. If Sony approached Best Buy and said "hey the rest of the world pays $300 for PS3s but we'll charge you $600" what the fuck would Best Buy say?? It would be a big fuck you. Setanta is fucking broke anyway if they lowered their prices they'd get a tonne more customers globally. But no, thanks to this amazing country I live in I get to watch Brent Butt's gorilla looking ass for no charge at all but everything I want I have to bend over. Oh Canada!
Recapping the Night: Solid night, wagered $1300 and returned with $1560.31. Gives us a profit on the night of $260. 31 and overall we're sitting at: $1239.45.
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
3 comments:
Bell is just as bad... Every time I try to move from one or the other, I see that there's no fucking point.
My Sympatico went from $32/month to $65/month in one short year. No rhyme, no reason.
I agree with CHEW. I have bell TV and it has raised from 50 to 60 bucks a month in a year in a half by nickle and diming my bill every other month or so. Its almost like the best thing to do is just screw technology.
they're all rapists. all of them.
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