Let's Shut The City Down

I know Toronto is retarded and I've shown it time and time again. The women, the price of booze, the cops, the whole atmosphere it's all just one big mess. This city is like the capital city of North Korea. Nobody knows how, or why, but shit gets done and in some weird, twisted, sick way it works. Toronto did it again with the suprises. In every other region of the world things like 9/11 was breaking news. The Haitian earthquake was breaking news. When Princess Diana died it was breaking news. Not this city. It was a special day because news outlets all across Toronto had 2 events in which were considered breaking news. TVs all across the city that were tuned into the news stations today were greeted with flashing headlines twice. There weren't planes going into towers no that would be too obvious. A missing child wasn't found once again that would be too obvious. Today, Toronto was treated to 2 seperate events considered as Breaking News: Corey Haim is dead and Sidney Crosby found his misplaced gear from the olympics.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I'm on the subway platform waiting for a train and I'm looking at the tv which was on City TV and there's a big ass ticker that says breaking news and those were the two incidents. Who the fuck cares about Corey Haim. He was a washed up actor who spent his entire life getting ass from shit he did 20 years ago. Seriously, everyday for Corey Haim was 1987. When he realized he was a nobody and became broke he started pounding back the pills. He's been doing pills since 1997. For fuck sakes everyone should be happy for this pathetic motherfucker he spent the last 13 years getting high as fuck. Most people get 2 or 3. But no the city has to recognize the death of one of their own despite how fucked up he was. There are OPP officers getting shot and killed, you have a city that is fucking broke and black people are being shipped to segregated schools where they could learn at a different pace from everyone else (I'm not kidding) However, in typical Toronto fashion let's put this all on the back-burner because we have to mourn the death of this 38 year old actor who spent the last 13 years getting high and hasn't done anything worth mentioning for 23 years.

However, it was a busy day in Toronto so it wasn't just going to stop there. Another breaking news event that infultrated the television: Sidney Crosby Olympic Equipment found after being misplaced after Olympics. If this isn't a new low I don't know what is. A fucking dude's glove and stick were probably returned after being stolen and this is fucking news? What next people start broadcasting that they found a Sidney Crosby used condom tampon? There is not one person in this big ass city that should give a fuck about where Sidney Crosby's stick and glove is and if they do care then they need to take advice on how to live from Corey Haim. The Olympics ended almost 2 weeks ago but people are so fucked up in this city they will broadcast and spend hours analyzing the location of missing equipment. They can't find that missing Georgian teen or other missing kids but they'll find a hockey player's equipment. Toronto I had enough,  you can take your shitty sports teams, your shitty music, your shitty cuisine, and your cold ass women and eat a dick. From now on if anyone asks where I live I'll just say somewhere that makes Port Au Prince feel like a 5 star resort.

Recapping the Night: It's never the loss that matters it's the fucking way you lose. The night started off bad, then started looking real good and bam, we get hit with the tornado. $1000 wagered, $763.64 came back to us giving us a nightly loss of $236.36. Overall we're sitting at $1003.09. Still 4 figures not bad at all. I'd love to say we'd get em back tonight but the truth is we won't. I've never seen such a tight board before and I'm undecided on everything. Tomorrow I'll lay picks down but I'm scaling everying back. Recreational plays on everything because everything I've seen thus far is a coin toss.


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.