Wasting More Tax Dollars

I go to a school in the woods in some ex-military place far away from anything. The rooms are filled with grafitti, there are no windows, the bathrooms look like something out of a slum in Rio and I walk by Paul Bernardo's face on the graduation wall everyday in order to get to class. There was/is a lesgian/gay space but the Jamaicans weren't having any of that and they burned that shit down. Every week I get emails from campus police about people luring girls to film a porn in the parking lot or people getting robbed. It was designed by some dude who designed jails so the halls are often only wide enough for one person in certain areas. There are rarely any white people and anyone who wants to make anything of themselves are warned in advance "don't come here."  People attend classes in white tees and fitted caps, the professors (who are often 2 years older than me) often use Wu-Tang to prove their point and the man idea is "fuck everybody, do what you want." Regardless of what class you're in, that is what we are lectured on, "fuck life."  So I was surprised at the shit I saw when I was wasted and ended up at Ryerson..

I was drinking with a buddy of mine and I ended up going to one of his lectures at Ryerson, hammered out of my mind. For starters, I knew their campus was located downtown, but this motherfucking shit was right next to Dundas Square (Times Square lite for those who don't know what I'm talking about). Who the fuck could concentrate here? His class was located on top of a best buy. However it was so different from the shit I saw on a daily basis. There were no black people, everyone dressed and talked professionally. There was no hip hop music blasting in the halls, people had couches to sit on and they had escalators, we have to walk 7 floors to get to where we want to go. I started thinking to myself  "shit is this what a real campus feels like?" Then I sat down in his class in which I intended to sleep but that's where things started to unravel. 

My friend's class is an advanced class in IT security. His professor was some old Russian dude who looked homeless. The people in his class mostly looked like the guys that work at libraries or stocking shelves at the 7/11 at 3am. Then his professor started cleaning out his hotmail inbox. It went on for 10 minutes with him explaining "Why Ze Zont Except Zings Frum Ze Nigeria" The fuck is this??? Then he put up a powerpoint that clearly read "Univ. of Minnesota" on it. I'm not one to talk about spelling or grammatical errors but shit it looked like it was written by Soulja Boy. There was this white motherfucker who kept sucking the professor's dick, there's one of him in every class. So after this Russian guy cleaned out his hotmail inbox and spent 5 minutes explaining, via the powerpoint that wasn't his,  why people should watch what they download, he dismissed the class. I could have learned more by watching Dora the Explorer.  The class was scheduled for 2 hours, dude was done in under 20 minutes. You, the tax-payers paid a good amount of that shit, democracy is great. 

Recapping the night: I made 1000000000000 bets so I ain't recapping that shit. Lost $1100 and I'm at 7073.48, though the play of the day came through. Heat -4.5....tempted. 

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