Utterly Disappointing

Imagine you're on the internet and you been chatting with a girl for the past 8 months and she promised to blow you. Well the time has come. Online, she looks like Eva Longoria with the lips of Angelina Jolie. You been waiting for this girl to blow you for the last couple of months and finally you are about to get your chance. You're excited, you get ready, the doorbell has rung and you're more giddy than a 12 year old future gay kid at a Justin Bieber concert. Then you open the door only to find Amy Winehouse with needles sticking out of her arm saying "I'll blow you for a bus token." That's exactly how tonight felt.

The heavily anticipated "game 7" between Cleveland and Miami turned out to be a fucking Toronto District School Athletic Association Field Hockey game between Richview and Eastern Commerce. I'll admit, I hyped the shit out of this game because I know how people from Cleveland like to get down, specifically those residing in East Cleveland. It was supposed to be a riot, an unimaginable atmosphere where fans would get their payback for all the bullshit LeBron put them through. Instead all they did was drop the soap and take it in the ass. No batteries thrown, rarely any obscenities, and one dude threw a bottle that didn't even hit him. The fuck was that? You live in Cleveland for fuck sakes would the misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge hurt all that bad? You'd still be employed at the Walgreens regardless if you spent the night in cuffs or not. Dude laughed, danced, glared at the owner, glared at the opposing bench, conversed with guys from the other team and all these fuckers did was boo. Not even a flagrant foul.

I didn't even see any black people in the crowd, only white dudes in dockers shaking their head and occasionally smiling with their hot ass wives. What the fuck was that. Cleveland you had your chance and you acted like my little cousin did the time I refused to play with her Easy Bake oven. Toronto, which shouldn't even be mentioned with Cleveland in terms of atmosphere would have never let that shit go down today. Vince Carter, who didn't act like half the bitch Lebron did gets it 10x as bad every time he comes here. That crowd is the type of crowd that holds candlelight vigils to save a historic monument. That crowd is the same crowd that cried when Obama was elected. That crowd is the same people who refuse to cross the street until the signal changes to "walk." Fucking bunch of pussy-bitch-slut-cunt-dickhead ass people.

Recapping the night: No complaints from me I'm lucky tonight. 20-20 with no time left, Arizona is about to kick an extra point. I got Arizona -5.5 and over 55. Arizona misses the extra point and both teams score 19 in overtime. Game goes over. Oregon and Mizzou just put up 94 points in the second half, extremely lucky.

NBA:

$300 Heat -4.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$300 Suns +2.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

NFL:

$500 Eagles/Texans over 51 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)

NCAAF:

$300 Arizona -5.5 -110 (L)

Play of the Day:

$600 Arizona/Arizona St over 55 -110= Return of $1145.55 (W)

NCAA:

$200 Missou/Oregon over 156.5 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$200 Kansas -17.5 -110 (L)

$200 Depaul/Illinois under 144.5 -110 (L)

$200 Samford/Western Carolina under 122 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)

$300 Cleveland St. -4.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

$200 Youngstown St. +7 -110 (L)

$200 Tenn-Martin +18.5 -110 (L)

Total Wagered: $3500

Total Returned: $4581.93

Total Profit: $1081.93

Total Earned to Date: $8155.41

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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.