There's some weird shit going on man so I'm just going to scrape the surface with all this bizarre shit. For starters, yesterday I said I had a convo with 5 women (separately). One of these 5 is upset because she said "people will think I'm a hoe." Uh, okay so she wants y'all to know that she is not a hoe and we never fucked. For the record, I haven't fucked any of the 5, so for those of you who care, an anonymous friend is not a hoe. See what I mean with weird shit.
Let's continue though, more weird shit, I'll never watch a set porn again. Because of this: (NSFW): Click to View These Jackasses. Really, 11 days from 2011 and people still doing this dumb shit. Who the fuck gets off to shit like that. So I'm on a permanent porn ban but I'm only human so sex-tapes/amateur don't count. I ain't supporting anything else though cause people are fucking dumbasses and don't know how to fucking act.
Let's continue with the weird shit. So y'all just enjoy sucking your own dicks huh. I was talking to this girl who told me she'll never give me head because I'd never kiss her after without her washing her mouth. I don't care if I blow my load in her mouth or not, she wants a kiss after. You know there's still pre-cum in her mouth and that shit needs to be taken care before my tongue goes in there. I thought she was just being strange but it turns out, most people kiss directly after head. That ain't cool man you're tasting your own sperm, that ain't what God has planned for y'all. It's almost 2011 and kissing your own dick has become socially acceptable. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Though salute to the people I asked and said "Under no circumstances am I going in for the kiss unless water/mouthwash is used." Even some chicks were adamant about it, good on you people we the last of a dying breed. Men aren't supposed to taste their own sperm man that's just fucked.
The strange shit doesn't end there, I had writers block last week so me and my boy Omar hit the strip club. (He a freak after he gets paid, no homo.) White people go to Starbucks to write and normal people go to the library. However, I ain't fucking normal, I go to the strip club and roll out my laptop and start writing, it gives me perspective and I'm cool with the bouncers. The girls are always intrigued as well and they break out of their "I'm trying to get paid." shell, it's a pretty cool experience. I've spent hours upon hours at the strip club so I know that there are 4 songs in which a girl will go that extra mile in the way she gives you a lap dance. There's something about these 4 songs that makes a girl give it her all. (Tell Me- Diddy ft. Christina Aguilera, My Love- Justin Timberlake ft. TI, Girls Dem Sugar- Beenie Man ft. Mya, Sex Therapy- Robin Thicke)
So I'm in VIP, writing away and Robin Thicke's Sex Therapy comes on. This white dude was getting a dance and she's going that extra mile. You could see she's being sensual/emotional with it, it's almost like she's fucking him without fucking him. You could tell dude never been in this position before so the song is over and he wants more. He whispers something in her ear and he calls over his friend, this is when things got weird. "Hey Todd, get over here!" They both drop $1000 down and they start to bang her. She was just in awe at the money they dropped so she was willing. It got more strange.
See I wanted to get the fuck out of there but I couldn't stop watching (no homo). These dudes were feeding off each other, it was fucking crazy. For starters, I don't know why anyone would share a girl but these dudes were too happy. They were both "making-love" to her yet feeding off her. One dude would start eating box, the other dude would cheer him on while kissing her in the mouth and they'd switch. They'd hype each other up and continued taking turns, even she had the "WTF" look, she didn't need to be there in order for them to get off. It was fucking crazy to watch these guys share/feed off her in one of the most nastiest disease-filled things I'd ever seen. 5 minutes later I said, okay it's near 5am and this is fucking gay and I got the fuck out of there. What the fuck is wrong with people.
In other weird news, I'm going to pop the question to my old lady today. I'd tell you guys where we'll be but I don't want none of you freaks bothering me while I'm with her. You hear that __________. If you don't say yes then rest assured, your face will be on CityTV news at 6 with the caption "Woman breaks Man's heart in pieces for all to see!" Good luck saying no baby.
Recapping the night:
NBA:
$400 Lakers/Raptors over 207 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Hornets -4.5 -110 (L)
NFL:
$300 Texans +1 -105 (L)
$300 Bengals -1 -105= Return of $976.19 (W)
$500 Eagles +3 +100= Return of $1000 (W)
$500 Eagles/Giants over 47 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
$300 Ravens -2 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
4pm NFL:
$400 Steelers -4 -110 (L)
$400 Falcons -6 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
Play of the Day:
$800 Pats/Packers over 43.5 -110= Return of $1527.27 (W)
Total Wagered: $4200
Total Returned: $6558.02
Total Profit: $2358.02
Total Earned to Date: $11171.26
$400 Lakers/Raptors over 207 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
$300 Hornets -4.5 -110 (L)
NFL:
$300 Texans +1 -105 (L)
$300 Bengals -1 -105= Return of $976.19 (W)
$500 Eagles +3 +100= Return of $1000 (W)
$500 Eagles/Giants over 47 -110= Return of $954.55 (W)
$300 Ravens -2 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)
4pm NFL:
$400 Steelers -4 -110 (L)
$400 Falcons -6 -110= Return of $763.64 (W)
Play of the Day:
$800 Pats/Packers over 43.5 -110= Return of $1527.27 (W)
Total Wagered: $4200
Total Returned: $6558.02
Total Profit: $2358.02
Total Earned to Date: $11171.26
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May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. In case you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.
22 comments:
What you think about A.P o/u 75.5 rushing yards? Ya i'm doing proline, fuck off lol
Personally would avoid it but that's just me. Frozen turf, 4-5" of snow....Just gotta throw the ball deep and hope a DB slips. Similar conditions to the Bears/Pats game the other day. 521 yards in the air that game. Green Ellis got 87 yards rushing but I just cant see AP getting 21+ carries in this kinda game.
Could be wrong though.
Ah what the hell. Went for the over. If webb starts I see them giving it to A.P all night.
Oh a prop pool ticket?..haha I forgot how that shit works forgot you had to play all props.
Best of luck.
Haha na its 3-6 events its just all the other props are iffy due to the weather.
Put a $20 on Pens, Trashers, Couver, pays $64 and I know fuck all about hockey but Im feeling this card. Brb going to play it haha I can do it online but I want to get a HoneyBun anyway.
I put one on Pittsburgh, Boston, Stamkos (over Stall).
You don't mean do proline online do you?
Nah I meant parlay online with a sportsbook like bet365 etc.
Oh I thought so. Only a matter of time until I get into that. I'd have a lot more cash lol
You got sum'n against teasers? Why not take Bears (ml) and over 27 teaser.
Take the Flames tonight in Minny (with everyone at FB game won't be no locals to hype the home team and sides Flames don't go on a tear soon the season is done.)
My primary sportsbook don't offer teasers so I gotta play up with the numbers and do a parlay and I hate parlays lol.
Thanks for the hockey tip though.
Im gonna sound like an idiot after this game probably but I think Vikings might pull this off.
Pick 6 aka "I hold my un-erect cock in my hand and send it to women for the fuck of it (no homo)" is warming up lol. Feeling more confident, we'll see though.
Ah fuck. Fuck off favre. I have faith in my team, but fuck I dont consider this goon part of the vikings.
AP out though. So I guess that one counts as a push?
Shit. I guess so. After I saw favre starting I started watching hockey so your my suzy kolber on this lol (no homo)
HEY BRO
BACK AGAIN...still love the write ups...my boys and i get a kick out of them and love your picks.....i gave you the under fri and made you a grand or so....then you trust me and put 2000 on the over 5.5 on philly...ny rangers and we hit 5 even....mother fuckers..then some prick talks shit and says you cant pick totals in hockey.......fuck his moms dirty old brown hole...i pay my mortgage on totals in hockey....crap shoot,,,fuck that small dicked bitch....im 30 for 35 in my last 35 totals......i said ill give you one more grand salami on sun but do to not getting back til 10 min after game i figured id wait and give ya this..EDMONTON AND SAN JOSE GO OVER THE TOTAL TOMORROW.....I SEE 6 TO 3 SHARKS...LOCK IT..LOAD IT..PUT A SHIT LOAD ON IT.....also tell that forskin eating nigger that there is money to make on totals......just watch......oh well ...im done...love the write ups and the site...merry x mas to you and your fam....take the winings and treat youself to something nice...im putting my last 8 wins profits on this game....take care and will prob not blog again..peace.. im out
Lost two more tonight. Went 2-1 and 1-1-1. Fuck gerhart for not milking a few more yards on the long carry. I needed a long of 26.5. So beat down with this shit. Just frusturated as hell
haha if you listened to me and took my proline ticket you would have won. And I haven't played proline hockey for years.
Take a few days off, hockey is fucking hard anyway.
Anon LOL thanks for the love man but don't worry about one dude's opinion. There is money to be made in everything and merry Christmas to you and your fam as well. Will hit that over tomorrow.
First of all your Nashville NJ under 5 was an empty net goal away from a chop, then you wine about missing the over by a goal... sounds exactly like a mutha fucking coin toss to me you dick wad.
Second the 'mortgage' that you pay is zero, cause ain't no mortgage needed on a cardboard box under some Hamilton overpass.
So put your last 8 dollars or wins or whatever on the total and flip the coin.
GL
I know. Can't believe you won. I'm sitting here 0 for my last 16. And u just lay it down for shits and gigs and win
Scott, I'm just winning crazy right now in all aspects of life hahaha it'll slow down but shit I'll take it.
hahahhaahah at these guys going at it. I don't mind though once it don't get to guns (which I highly doubt haha)
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